1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:04,504 (tense ambient music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:11,244 - [Narrator] Long ago in 2015, three assholes, 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:13,480 I mean, three great heroes, 6 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,451 fought bravely to avoid all forms of adult responsibility. 7 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:23,123 Little did they know that their destiny was at hand. 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,658 Anyway... 9 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,995 (tense energetic music) 10 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:50,550 (tense energetic music continues) 11 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,296 ♪ Every day, Mary Jane and I go for a walk ♪ 12 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:05,064 ♪ She's a pretty little thing 13 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:06,966 ♪ Lots of people talk about her ♪ 14 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,334 ♪ I'm so glad I found her 15 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:10,236 ♪ And I love the way she makes me feel ♪ 16 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,871 ♪ She's been with me all these years ♪ 17 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:13,773 ♪ And I know this love is real 18 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:15,708 ♪ She keeps me high as a kite and I feel so right ♪ 19 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,243 ♪ Every day and night she's with me ♪ 20 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,778 ♪ I got joy in my soul 21 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,380 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it it extra crispy ♪ 22 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,216 ♪ I'm high as a kite and it feels so right ♪ 23 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,150 ♪ Every day and night she's with me ♪ 24 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:25,618 ♪ I've got joy in my soul 25 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,754 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it extra nipped ♪ 26 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,156 ♪ Because I'm high as fuck yep, yep ♪ 27 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,025 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 28 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,560 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 29 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,295 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 30 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,163 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 31 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,298 ♪ I'm high as fuck 32 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,066 ♪ You can bet I'm high as fuck 33 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:42,535 ♪ Mary Jane she lifts me up 34 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:45,738 ♪ I'm high as fuck but wide awake and aware ♪ 35 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:48,641 ♪ I'm Sticky Muck, you can't imitate, or fake, or compare ♪ 36 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:51,478 ♪ We can share this love for lady Mary ♪ 37 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,613 ♪ And she's a very aromatic flower ♪ 38 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,582 ♪ Sweeter than a Crunch Berry 39 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,117 ♪ And I'm high as a kite 40 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,152 ♪ Feels so right every day and night she's with me ♪ 41 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,587 ♪ I got joy in my soul 42 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,555 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it extra crispy ♪ 43 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,491 ♪ I'm high as a kite and it feels so right ♪ 44 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,025 ♪ Every day and night she's with me ♪ 45 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:07,427 ♪ I got joy in my soul 46 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,662 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it extra nipped ♪ 47 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,931 ♪ Because I'm high as fuck, yep, yep ♪ 48 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:13,500 ♪ I'm high as fuck, yep, yep 49 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,335 ♪ I'm high as fuck, yep, yep 50 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,203 ♪ I'm high as fuck, yep, yep 51 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:18,905 ♪ I'm high as fuck, yep, yep 52 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:19,939 ♪ I'm high as fuck 53 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,508 ♪ You can bet I'm high as fuck 54 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,943 ♪ Mary Jane, she lifts me up 55 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:25,078 ♪ We're up talking and smoking 56 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,946 ♪ Up all the spliffs around the nation ♪ 57 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:30,383 ♪ She's a medical miracle miracle inspiration ♪ 58 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,218 ♪ I could write a whole dang album ♪ 59 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,087 ♪ About this magical creation 60 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,290 ♪ I keep a big smile plastered on my face ♪ 61 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,392 ♪ Because I'm high as a kite and it feels so right ♪ 62 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,060 ♪ Every day and night she's with me ♪ 63 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,328 ♪ I've got joy in my soul 64 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,197 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it extra crispy ♪ 65 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,366 ♪ I'm high as a kite and it feels so right ♪ 66 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,834 ♪ Every day and night she's with me ♪ 67 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,335 ♪ I've got joy in my soul 68 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,170 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it extra nipped ♪ 69 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,706 ♪ Because I'm high as fuck yep, yep ♪ 70 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,575 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 71 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:57,343 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 72 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,179 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 73 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,847 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 74 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,615 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 75 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:03,616 ♪ You can bet I'm high as fuck 76 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,351 ♪ Mary Jane, she lifts me up 77 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,620 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 78 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,355 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 79 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,191 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 80 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,193 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 81 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,694 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 82 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,329 ♪ I'm high as fuck 83 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,330 ♪ You can bet I'm high as fuck 84 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,900 ♪ Mary Jane she lifts me up 85 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:29,209 - See, Mac? This is how you be a functioning stoner. 86 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,045 (lighter flicking) 87 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,749 (Mac groans) 88 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,792 (laughs) Store opens at 12:00. 89 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:46,926 Party starts at 10:00. - Mm. 90 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,803 (Regina scoffs) 91 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:03,409 (bright whimsical music) 92 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,545 - Did you know that they're combining the Julius Caesar 93 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:09,248 and the Sherman Walker to make, life, a super weed? 94 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:13,920 Trichomes on Trichomes on Trichomes, bro. 95 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,254 - No, I didn't. 96 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,522 Did you know that they're already secretly working 97 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:19,392 on the PS5 and it's gonna be silver? 98 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:23,262 They'll probably call the new Xbox, the Xbox 2. 99 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,398 - That's garbage. They're just trying to sell magazines. 100 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:29,836 That's the PS4 Shop Silver and the Xbox 2? 101 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,971 How could they possibly call it that? 102 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:35,341 It's not the second Xbox console to come out. 103 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:36,709 - Well, didn't stop 'em from naming the third Xbox 1, so... 104 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:41,080 - Plus we all know that they're not coming out 105 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:44,050 with another gen for, like, five years. 106 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:48,688 But this? Now, this is brilliant. 107 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:53,559 We might never have to smoke skank weed again. 108 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:55,728 - Keep dreaming, Warren. That's for the growers. 109 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:59,699 - Whatever. More super weed for me. 110 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:02,702 - You greedy bastard. - Whatever. 111 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,137 You're gonna be smoking nothing, 112 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,906 and I'm gonna be super high on super weed 113 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:10,043 and I'm gonna be like, "Look at me, I smoke-" 114 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:13,780 - So did you guys open the store today on time or... 115 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,983 (bright upbeat music) 116 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,487 (bong water bubbling) 117 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,089 (Mac grunting) 118 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:26,793 - Not only did we open on time, we showed up early. 119 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,428 - [Warren] Early. 120 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,164 - I find that hard to believe. 121 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,032 But considering this place is deserted 122 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,701 and we still have some party prep to do- 123 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,669 - Two hour work day. Score. 124 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,271 - All right. 125 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,673 - Only because it is my birthday. 126 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,208 - It's your birthday? 127 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,810 - Speaking of which, did you guys get Solo cups? 128 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,712 - Oh, about that. 129 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,613 - It's all coming back to me. 130 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,115 - [Regina] Right. - We forgot. 131 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,783 - Figures I'd have to do all the work for my own party. 132 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,952 - I thought this was a Halloween party. 133 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,154 (bright whimsical music) 134 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:56,456 How come I spent the last two weeks 135 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,091 making a costume if it isn't? 136 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,692 - How many times do we have to go over this? 137 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:03,196 Thanksgiving was three days ago. This is my costume party. 138 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,798 - Thanksgiving was three days ago? 139 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,367 - This is exactly how we missed Halloween. 140 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:10,603 And probably why I won't get any presents 141 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,205 from you jerks until next month. 142 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,606 - You're lucky if you get any presents 143 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,675 with that attitude, honey. 144 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:16,642 - Hey. 145 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:20,480 I am officially in my late 20s. 146 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,782 I deserve presents for making it this long. 147 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,650 - You look as young as the damage. 148 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,286 - Bullshit. - Come on. 149 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:30,022 I'll get the cups and we can start pre-cleaning early. 150 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:30,923 - Sweet. 151 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:36,662 - [Regina] (sighs) Why is that always like that? 152 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,600 - Oh, this? Here you go, my lady. 153 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,201 A raven for your grace. 154 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,173 - When are you gonna open this? 155 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:50,143 - What? I already told you. 156 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:53,679 Anything with my dad's handwriting is not good news. 157 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:58,785 - Warren, are you scared of the big bad papa bear? 158 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:00,219 Come on now. You're an adult. 159 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,855 - How dare you. 160 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,957 - We're not adults, Reg. We're children. 161 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,260 Children in adult bodies. - Yeah. 162 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,230 Don't judge our trans age lifestyle. 163 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,466 - Whatever. Come on, guys. 164 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:18,104 (bright whimsical music) 165 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,976 (crowd chattering) 166 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,915 - So then I was thinking I could just break up with her 167 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:33,686 for four weeks, beat the game and then get back together. 168 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:35,721 - That's- - Repulsive. 169 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,891 (bright whimsical music continues) 170 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,093 (party-goer gasps) (glass crashes) 171 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,129 - No! The bong bong ends! 172 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,566 - That hurts! - That's what you get 173 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,367 for coming into my house and breaking my shit. 174 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:52,538 Go away and never come back. You shall not pass. 175 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:53,973 - You people are crazy. 176 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,908 - Oh, you haven't seen crazy. 177 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,444 I'm gonna ruin you like the end of Loth. 178 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,913 - I'm just gonna go through the back here. 179 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:02,515 - Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 180 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:04,884 - What? 181 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,557 - Well, I see nothing's changed. 182 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,758 - Oh, my God, Ava. 183 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:17,163 (bright percussive music) 184 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,633 What are you doing here? 185 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,635 - You didn't think I'd miss your birthday, did you? 186 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,604 (bright energetic music) (crowd chattering) 187 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,039 - They better not have broken something. 188 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,108 (bright energetic music continues) 189 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:32,445 (game console clicking) 190 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,318 - Whoa. He's a guitar god. 191 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:49,295 - Well, who wants to pour me a drink? 192 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:50,463 - Come on! Nice! 193 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:58,070 (tense booming music) 194 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,345 - Thank you. 195 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,883 - That was a pretty impressive run. 196 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:13,819 - I am always impressive. 197 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,658 - So uh, who do you know at the party? 198 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,494 - Oh, I was invited by, uh... 199 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:25,998 I was actually invited by a customer. 200 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:28,801 - Oh, you work at GameStop, right? 201 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:32,438 What was your name? - Roger. At your service. 202 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:35,841 And uh, my boy tells me you, you work at Game On. 203 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:38,377 - Nice to meet you. I'm Regina and I run Game On. 204 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,646 It's kind of, like, a anime web cafe. 205 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,315 - Oh, no, I know. I've been in there. 206 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:45,017 And you know what, man? It's a fucking good idea. 207 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,252 But- - But what? 208 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,222 - But do you mind if I'm totally honest with you? 209 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,257 - Yeah. - I mean, 210 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,426 I love going in there. 211 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,761 I love picking up the SNES game controller 212 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:59,865 and I love that you gave us nerds someplace to go, 213 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:04,136 but your customer service is fucking horrible. 214 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,807 - What? I have excellent customer service. 215 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,109 - Yeah, maybe you do. 216 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,411 But those two guys over there. 217 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:15,982 - Take it to the dome go or go home. 218 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,416 You got this, bro. Ah, ah, ah. 219 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:23,723 - Absolutely butchering this fucker. 220 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,292 - Well, we are going through 221 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,160 some major changes. - That's good. 222 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,062 - Better management. - Awesome. 223 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,864 - Uh, restocking on the essentials 224 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:34,266 and better customer service. 225 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:35,401 Of course. - Excellent. 226 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,104 - Like, Game On the way it should be, 227 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,605 not how it has become. 228 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:44,176 - That's great. And man, I'm definitely coming back. 229 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:52,284 (bright energetic music) (crowd chattering) 230 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,992 - Cordelle. - Hey, Reg. 231 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:03,429 (bright percussive music) 232 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,534 - Hey, dude, what are you supposed to be? Indiana Jones? 233 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,870 - I'm a slave master obviously. 234 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,605 Go, get me a beer, (indistinct). 235 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:16,175 - I have no idea how to respond to that. 236 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,746 - Just in time Coredealer. We're about to blaze a fatty. 237 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,249 - I guess my weed senses were tingling. 238 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,317 - Did somebody say weed? 239 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:29,055 (bright percussive music) 240 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,893 - Ooh, Weston, you made it. 241 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,261 I didn't think you were gonna. 242 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,264 - Didn't you hear that this was a costume party? 243 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:41,701 - This is my costume. I'm a straight guy. 244 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,036 Hoo. - Hoo. 245 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,538 - I don't get it. 246 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,274 - Oh, that's okay, honey. At least you're pretty. 247 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:52,011 (bright whimsical music) 248 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,580 - Ladies and gentlemen, 249 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,616 I give you the Millennium blunt. 250 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,119 (group exclaiming) 251 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,521 - Wow, you guys are still doing this? 252 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:05,858 - What the hell is a Millennium blunt? 253 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:10,863 - It's the culmination of years of epic stoner boredom 254 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,364 and ingenuity. 255 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,100 Okay, to make a Millennium blunt, 256 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,901 you first need 10 century blunts. 257 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,270 And to make a century blunt, you need 10 generation blunts. 258 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,705 Do you get it? 259 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:22,274 - [Group] No. - To make a generation blunt, 260 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,810 you take 10 roaches from 10 regular blunts 261 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,079 and put them together to make one generation. 262 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,081 And then you smoke a generation. 263 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,382 Once you do that 10 times over, 264 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,318 you take your 10 generation roaches 265 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,986 and put them together to make a century blunt. 266 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:37,823 And then you do that 10 times over and viola. 267 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:40,326 You have a Millennium blunt. 268 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:43,763 - And since each blunt has, like, 10 to $20 worth 269 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,600 of weed in it, it's basically a $10,000 blunt. 270 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,603 - I can't believe you thought of this shit. 271 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,404 - You gonna smoke it or not? 272 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,575 ♪ I just want to chill for the night ♪ 273 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,744 ♪ I just want to take shots, girl ♪ 274 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,546 ♪ I just wanna fuck with the people that fuck ♪ 275 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,181 ♪ With the people that fuck with us ♪ 276 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,549 ♪ 'Cause I just want to do whatever ♪ 277 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,851 ♪ I just want to live my life 278 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,853 ♪ I just want to live this lifestyle ♪ 279 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,722 ♪ 'Cause you don't live it twice ♪ 280 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,323 ♪ I just want to live for the night ♪ 281 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,359 ♪ I just want to take shots, girl ♪ 282 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,860 ♪ I just wanna fuck with the people that fuck ♪ 283 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,862 ♪ With the people that fuck with us ♪ 284 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,531 ♪ 'Cause I just want to do whatever ♪ 285 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,599 ♪ I just want live my life 286 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,468 ♪ I just want to live this lifestyle ♪ 287 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,470 ♪ 'Cause you don't live it twice ♪ 288 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,838 ♪ Live it twice ♪ I just want to 289 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:26,872 ♪ Make a few statements 290 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,374 ♪ Ain't got time for the fakeness ♪ 291 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,009 ♪ All I want to do is blow marijuana smoke ♪ 292 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,777 ♪ 28 grams of the greatness 293 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,579 ♪ I should be a pilot, I'm already high ♪ 294 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,447 ♪ To fly like a plane in the sky, man ♪ 295 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,349 ♪ I'm a captivate this moment 296 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,351 ♪ Increase your liquor consumption ♪ 297 00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,753 ♪ You have the time of your life ♪ 298 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,822 ♪ You have the time of your life ♪ 299 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,657 ♪ And when the morning come you get the hang up ♪ 300 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,424 - No! 301 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:53,232 (bright whimsical music) (Darth Vader moaning) 302 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:56,202 (birds singing) 303 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,340 (Mac groaning) 304 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,344 (bottles clinking) 305 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,355 (bright whimsical music) 306 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:21,360 (bottles clinking) 307 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:33,239 (door banging) 308 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,381 - Ow! 309 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:49,388 (bright whimsical music continues) 310 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,767 (knife clattering) 311 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,537 Hello, beautiful. 312 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,513 Victory. 313 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,657 (bottles clinking) 314 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:33,198 - Hey, guys, I'm gonna go open up the store. 315 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,568 - Why are we working today? It doesn't make any sense. 316 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,803 - It makes perfect sense. 317 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,138 If the store doesn't make enough 318 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:40,806 to at least cover our salaries, 319 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,341 how are you gonna pay for all that weed that you smoke, 320 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,709 let alone rent? 321 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,712 - Rent? 322 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,850 - I am not doing this alone. You have one hour to show up. 323 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,888 No more than an hour. Clean this shit up. 324 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:59,458 - Yeah, yeah, I hear you. Bye, miss manager. 325 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,695 You want to get high? 326 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,300 (Warren coughing) 327 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,202 - Dude, kids come in here. 328 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:14,773 - Seriously? This is not a healthy environment for kids. 329 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,875 Somebody should tell their parents. 330 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,014 - Years of friendship and you are still 331 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,916 the worst gamer I know. 332 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,985 - Just because I've watched you play every game 333 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,388 under the sun does not mean I know which combo shoots fire. 334 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,124 - Mac, uh, there's a few things for you. 335 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,792 And Warren- 336 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,395 - Since when do women come in here? 337 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,498 - She's here every Sunday, and you say that every Sunday. 338 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:43,902 - I have no memory of this. 339 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,238 (Regina coughing) 340 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:49,608 - You hear that? That's your brain gasping for air. 341 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:53,045 (bright whimsical music) 342 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,884 - [Mac] Oh, shit. It's Papa Warren. 343 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,526 - Hello, Warren. 344 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,496 - Hey, Dad. 345 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,699 (gentle suspenseful music) 346 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,235 - I take it you did not read my letter. 347 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,104 - It's the 21st century, Dad. You could call. 348 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,441 - I did call. Several times, in fact. 349 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,711 You didn't answer. - I've been busy. 350 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,780 The store doesn't run itself, you know? 351 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,550 - Mac. - Sup, G Money? 352 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,485 It's been a while. 353 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:37,389 - Ah, yes, it has. 354 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:42,461 Warren just finished telling me how busy you've all been. 355 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,097 - Uh, yeah. 356 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,101 Super busy. - Regina? 357 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,739 - Well, well, we just finished redesigning the game room 358 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,641 and I've been picking up classes, so- 359 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,409 - Regina, I've always known that you would grow 360 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,677 into a respectable woman. 361 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,713 - [Regina] Thanks. - My son, however, 362 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:04,817 has not lived up to my expectations. 363 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,119 - Gee, Dad, love you too. 364 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,856 - (munching) Hey, what about me? 365 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,593 Uh, nevermind. 366 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,363 - I'm afraid I have some news that may disappoint you. 367 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,766 Three weeks ago I received notice that the owner 368 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,801 of this retail space has passed away. 369 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,104 - Old Mrs. Washington? 370 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,506 - Man, she made the best cookies. 371 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:31,410 - Yes, well, her family has decided to sell the space. 372 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,045 - Sell it? To who? 373 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,013 - I understand there is no buyer as of yet. 374 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,982 - Great. So you can snag it, right? 375 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,350 How much do they want for it? 376 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:41,954 - No, I cannot snag it. Or rather I will not. 377 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,188 - What? 378 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:44,623 - When I gave you this store, Warren, 379 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,958 instead of sending you to school, 380 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,327 I expected you to make something of yourself. 381 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,163 Instead, you have made exactly zero effort 382 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,565 to see the Game On brand flourish, 383 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,467 much less create the successful franchise. 384 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,935 - So you're punishing me 385 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:59,838 because I didn't start a gaming store franchise? 386 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,174 - This is not a punishment. 387 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,009 This is an opportunity. 388 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:07,179 It's time for you to grow up. 389 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,714 All three of you. 390 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,716 Yes, even you, Regina. 391 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,118 Gaming is not a career. 392 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,754 It is a hobby and a questionable hobby at that. 393 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,623 - That's not true. - Warren- 394 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,825 - Listen, Dad, everyone games. 395 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,960 - He's right- - I did not come here 396 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,929 to debate the values of video games. 397 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,564 I came to tell you that Game On 398 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,232 is closing at the end of the month. 399 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:28,700 - You can't be serious. 400 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,903 - Honestly, Warren, how long did you expect me 401 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,505 to support a business that has never once earned enough 402 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,140 to cover its own monthly bills? 403 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:39,144 - What do you expect us to do? Game On is our life. 404 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,680 - I suggest you start looking for real jobs. 405 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,884 - Real jobs? What's real jobs? 406 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:50,455 - I expect nothing but great things from each of you. 407 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,223 Excuse me. 408 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,294 - Mr. Bailey? - Yes. 409 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,764 - How much do they want for it? For the store? 410 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,934 - I believe they're asking for a $70,000 down. 411 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:02,701 - 70,000? 412 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,103 - You're capable of so much more. 413 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,243 - [Narrator] Game over. 414 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,082 - God. This is depressing. 415 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,519 - I know. 416 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,455 Oh, wait, Nintendo's hiring. 417 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,856 - What? 418 00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:26,258 - I've always wanted- - Hold your horses. 419 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,259 - To be a game tester. - Hold your horses, guys. 420 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,329 Okay, seeking self-starters 421 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,332 for entry level position in the corporate call center. 422 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,232 Ooh. Ooh. 423 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,703 - What's- what's a call center? 424 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,440 - Enjoy helping people, wanna be the definitive source 425 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,443 of information for US and Canadian customers 426 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,411 for Nintendo game system setup, 427 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,180 operations and troubleshooting, 428 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,183 product promotions and other general product information. 429 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:54,052 - Uh, I don't even know how to answer those questions. 430 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,887 - Call center representative job duties include 431 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,990 but are not limited to fulfills requests 432 00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,193 by clarifying desired information, 433 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,462 completes transaction and forwards requests, 434 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:07,299 maintains call center database by entering information. 435 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:10,168 Position is full-time, 40 hours a week, 436 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,471 10:00 to 6:00 Monday through Friday. 437 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:17,009 - I can't work a regular schedule. I'm a free spirit. 438 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:22,114 You can't make me march to the beat of a corporate drum. 439 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,416 - We couldn't make you march to the beat 440 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,118 of anything, you lazy ass. 441 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,620 - Just 'cause my dad's all laissez-faire about Game On 442 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,055 doesn't mean we have to be. 443 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,657 - I'm shocked you know what that word means. 444 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:34,159 - I'm serious, Reg. 445 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,130 So my dad won't bankroll the store anymore. 446 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,167 It doesn't mean we have to close. I mean, look at us. 447 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,735 Who knows what would happen if they tried 448 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,037 to put a tie on Mac. 449 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,273 - I'll tell you what would happen. 450 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:51,309 The time space continuum would collapse. 451 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,179 This isn't just about us, Reg. 452 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,682 It's about the future of the universe. 453 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:57,883 - The universe. 454 00:21:59,151 --> 00:21:59,985 - You know what? 455 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,687 If, if we get a loan, 456 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,121 or maybe some investors to buy the store, 457 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:06,124 we could probably keep the store running ourselves. 458 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:10,495 But that's if we work harder than we have been. 459 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,898 - See, this is why we need you. 460 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,835 Strategy. Ha-ha-haw. 461 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,470 - I thought you needed me because otherwise 462 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,072 you would starve in filth. 463 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,606 - Well, yeah. - Same thing. 464 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,208 So where do we begin? 465 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:30,816 - Well, I guess we, I guess we need to start at the bank. 466 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,353 I'll call and make an appointment. 467 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,954 But guys, if we do this, 468 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:39,091 I need you to take it seriously. 469 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,693 - Seriously? 470 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:45,831 Reg, we... 471 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,102 Weed. Weed me. 472 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,706 We are the epitome of serious. 473 00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:59,377 - Mac, that's not how you say... 474 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,348 - Man. - Huh? 475 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:04,416 - Oh, well. 476 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,817 - I just got the munchies for some pie. 477 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,524 - Oh, my God. 478 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,059 - Hey, Reg. 479 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,261 Free cookies at the gas station around the corner. 480 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,531 - This is your idea of dressing up? 481 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:21,299 A blazer over that shirt. 482 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:24,403 - My dad taught me that being assertive is key 483 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,204 to doing great business. 484 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,707 - There's being assertive, and then there's being a dick. 485 00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:30,642 - Not in business. 486 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:31,877 - Are you high? 487 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:37,549 Oh, my God. You're high. 488 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:38,517 - And you're not? 489 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:39,718 - Of course not. 490 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,287 - Some stoner you are. 491 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,089 - All right... 492 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:48,360 We are about to apply for a loan at a bank. 493 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,097 A real bank with real people who have real jobs 494 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,132 who don't wanna give money to dumbass potheads 495 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:55,433 who can't even- - Whoa. 496 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,902 - Know what they're talking about. 497 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:59,271 - Chill out? - Chill out? 498 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,774 - Hey, it's cool. We're cool. 499 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:05,911 We do everything stoned. Remember? 500 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,782 Here, have some cookie. 501 00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,389 - You should leave. I can do this myself. 502 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:21,426 - Hell no, dude. Game On belongs to all of us. 503 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:23,161 We do this together. 504 00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:26,464 - It won't belong to any of us 505 00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:28,433 if you two don't start using your brains 506 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:31,803 for something more than scoring weed and playing "Destiny." 507 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,206 - Regina, we're coming with you. 508 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,776 Mac is right. We can do this. 509 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:41,947 - Do not eat that. 510 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,316 - [Warren] What? - Okay, fine. 511 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:48,019 Turn your shirt inside out or something 512 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,222 and try not to get too close to anyone. 513 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:50,956 You reek. 514 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:56,328 And do not speak. 515 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,596 - Right. 516 00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:58,897 (words muffling) 517 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:00,098 - Not a word. 518 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:11,243 (door creaking) (birds singing) 519 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,817 (clock ticking) 520 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:23,521 - And how old are the three of you? 521 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:26,024 - What does that have to do with it? 522 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:29,895 - Oh, I'm 26, Mac is 24 and Warren is 25. 523 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:33,098 And we've been running Game On for over four years now. 524 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:35,066 - And any of you own a home? 525 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,001 - (laughs) Sorry. 526 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:39,905 - Uh, no, ma'am. 527 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:41,473 We rent, but- 528 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:43,675 - Are any of you married to someone who owns a home? 529 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:46,711 - Married? - No. 530 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,013 We're all single, but we are- 531 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,281 - Vehicles. 532 00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:52,017 - I'm sorry? 533 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,419 - Do any of you own any vehicles? 534 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:57,155 Do you own any property of any kind that you're gonna put up 535 00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:59,524 as collateral for this sizable loan? 536 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,093 - We have gaming consoles. 537 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,862 - (laughs) Excuse me? 538 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:06,831 - Eight generations of gaming consoles 539 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:10,235 plus, like, 1,000 games. 540 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,870 - You cannot be serious. 541 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,540 - I assure you, ma'am, we're very serious. 542 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:20,412 - Young lady, this is a bank, not your father's home office. 543 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:24,950 - Oh, yeah? Well, it turns out my father's dead. 544 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:27,052 - Her father's dead? 545 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:28,954 - No, moron. He's in Ohio. 546 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,122 - The fact remains, this establishment 547 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:34,659 does not hand out favors or grant wishes. 548 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:38,463 - We're not asking for a favor. We came fully prepared. 549 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:42,200 - We deal with serious clients only, 550 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,004 not college dropouts playing dress up. 551 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,906 - We're totally serious. 552 00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:49,975 - But we're also dropouts. 553 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:53,144 - Not Regina though. She got a degree in, like, two years. 554 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:56,848 - You have no assets, you have no co-signers, 555 00:26:56,848 --> 00:26:59,884 no business plan, nothing whatsoever that qualifies you 556 00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,487 for a $70 loan, 557 00:27:02,487 --> 00:27:05,824 let alone 70,000. 558 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:08,526 In short, you have no idea what you're doing. 559 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:12,998 - (scoffs) Wow. You're kind of a bitch, huh? 560 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:13,965 - Truth. 561 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,003 - Furthermore, these two are clearly high. 562 00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:18,937 - Shit. - Hmm. 563 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,307 - I suppose next you'll tell me you have a stash 564 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,542 of marijuana you wanna put up as collateral. 565 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:26,778 - No way, lady. You'll never get our weed. 566 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:29,981 - Mm-mm. - This is a farce. 567 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,249 I believe we're done here. 568 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,519 - You know what? I think you're right. 569 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:40,625 Oh, wait. Let me tell you something. 570 00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:46,498 One day you will regret treating us like this. 571 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:50,669 And one day when there is a Game On on every corner, 572 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,137 you'll remember us. 573 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,973 You'll realize that you missed out 574 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,374 on a chance for greatness. 575 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:58,309 And that's because you'll lack 576 00:27:58,309 --> 00:28:01,046 the most important quality of them all. 577 00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:03,515 Imagination, vision. You know what? 578 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,618 If Zuckerberg had come to you, there would be no Facebook. 579 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,888 If Jobs had come to you, there would be no Apple. 580 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,657 - Here, here. - Damn straight. 581 00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:15,794 - You know what? We don't need you. 582 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:17,195 - [Warren] Mm-mm. 583 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:20,331 - We will raise that $70,000 ourselves 584 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:25,303 and you, you nameless corporate drone, 585 00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:32,143 you can suck a cunt. - Woo. Ooh. 586 00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:38,450 (paper tearing) 587 00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:45,056 (door slams) 588 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,626 Holy shit. 589 00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:50,195 Can't believe you told her to suck a- 590 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:53,131 - Reg. Regina, are you okay? 591 00:28:53,131 --> 00:28:55,166 - Can you believe her? 592 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,235 - She's just an old woman. 593 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,370 - No, I will be god damned if I let 594 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,106 that woman make me feel like a loser. 595 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:02,540 You know what? 596 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,709 We will raise the money and we will buy the store 597 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:08,012 and we'll conquer the known universe and nobody can stop us. 598 00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:10,115 You know what? 599 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,217 Let's go buy some fucking weed, guys, 600 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,052 and then we'll kill all the zombies. 601 00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,320 And then maybe when we're done, 602 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,555 the aliens can get theirs too. 603 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:21,359 (Warren imitating gun shots) 604 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,335 (gunshots booming) (electricity zapping) 605 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,712 - Reg, my best customer. 606 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,348 - (laughs) Actually, these are your best customers. 607 00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:45,116 I'm just your friend. - True that. 608 00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:49,187 So what's up, guys? Nice to see you outta your cave. 609 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,622 - What's up? - Thanks, bro. 610 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,523 - What's up, man? 611 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:54,225 (hands clapping) 612 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,329 Who's that guy? 613 00:29:58,329 --> 00:30:00,064 - Any of you guys want a dab? 614 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:00,999 - What's a dab? - What's a dab? 615 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,433 - What's a dab? 616 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:06,104 (bright energetic music) 617 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:13,444 - So we've got our rig, our dabber carb cap, 618 00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:16,714 got our torch, and we have our concentrates. 619 00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:19,350 These concentrates were made using a solvent, 620 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:23,221 butane in particular, concentrated cannabinoids, 621 00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,356 terpenes, and terpenoids. 622 00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,692 When you concentrate the flower, 623 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,527 you're not only concentrating the potency, 624 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:31,629 but you're also concentrating the aromas, the terpenes, 625 00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:35,300 the terpenoids that give you the, the whole essence 626 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,468 and flavor of smoking in the first place. 627 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:40,104 (bright upbeat music) 628 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,973 It'll get you super high. 629 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:47,111 Pull ourselves off a fresh piece of the slab. 630 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:49,681 (torch hissing) 631 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,216 We're gonna wait until it starts to go a little bit red 632 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:52,817 and we're gonna stop. 633 00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,552 We're gonna wait for it to cool down. 634 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,388 So I'm gonna throw this hash oil 635 00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,691 and wand it over the hot nail, 636 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,693 not combusting it, but vaporizing it. 637 00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:06,164 (water bubbling) 638 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,535 (smoke hissing) 639 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:17,308 And that is a dab. - What just happened? 640 00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:19,611 - What's wrong? 641 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,246 - [Warren] We've had a bad day. 642 00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:22,747 - A terrible day. 643 00:31:22,747 --> 00:31:26,351 Like, we need to raise money to keep Game On open 644 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:29,520 and basically just had a bank manager tell us 645 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,123 to go fuck ourselves. 646 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,558 - You guys closing down? 647 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,260 - [Warren] Not if we can help it. 648 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,628 - You know, I don't get it. 649 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,264 First they say, "Oh, you're adults. 650 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:41,566 You should be adults and do adult shit." 651 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,701 And then when we try to be adults, they're like, 652 00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:47,572 "Oh, look at the silly kids trying to be adults." (laughs) 653 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,674 Seriously, what the hell? 654 00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:52,343 - I feel you. But it's still puff, puff pass. 655 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,916 - Those are the cutest things I've ever seen. 656 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,752 - Thanks, girl. 657 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,755 So if the shop shuts down, does that mean there's gonna be 658 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:07,492 no more Japanese Dating Sim bootlegs? 659 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:09,327 - That's the long and short of it. 660 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:10,395 - You know, I've been thinking 661 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,530 about branching outta the weed game. 662 00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:14,232 You know, people kind of look down on you 663 00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:15,633 when you use drug money 664 00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:17,635 for your sister's after school activities. 665 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:21,639 - Well, what do you think 666 00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:23,508 about going into the gaming business? 667 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,245 - Regina, you read my mind. 668 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:33,651 (bright percussive music) 669 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,921 (crowd chattering) 670 00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:39,223 - So this is real. You're gonna go into business yourself. 671 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:41,292 That's- - Just fine. 672 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,994 - I thought you were gonna be excited. 673 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,263 Warren must be thrilled now he can continue wearing 674 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:46,931 the same shirt three days at a time. 675 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:53,071 - Just, (sighs) 676 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,340 I mean, I am excited. 677 00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:57,408 I just, I don't know, it just feels... 678 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:00,545 What if this isn't what I want to do? 679 00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:02,113 - What, you don't wanna smoke weed 680 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:04,515 and play video games anymore? 681 00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:06,417 - I just soloed a six man raid, 682 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:09,620 hold the cheese, thanks to marijuana. 683 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:10,788 Can't lose momentum now. 684 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:13,324 - Well, then, what do you want? 685 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:16,694 - To be more like you. - Me? (scoffs) 686 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:17,495 Why do you wanna be like me? 687 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:18,896 - You're so glamorous. 688 00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:21,866 You have a real job and a real career. 689 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:23,201 - Not exactly. 690 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:26,104 - You're really doing something with your life. 691 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:27,305 You're living the dream. 692 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:29,107 - Living the dream? No way. 693 00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:32,844 You are living the dream. You're gonna be your own boss. 694 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:35,680 Work with your best friends. Start your own business. 695 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,648 - That sounds great on paper, 696 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:40,385 but this is Mac and Warren we're talking about. 697 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,086 Not ideal business partners. 698 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:44,222 - They might not be ideal business partners, 699 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:47,291 but they believe in what you're doing and that means a lot. 700 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:50,028 - I guess. 701 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,396 (crowd chattering) 702 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:53,798 Enough about me. Tell me about New York. 703 00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:55,867 - What do you wanna know? - Everything. 704 00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:00,071 - Okay, well, the subway doesn't smell as bad 705 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:03,775 as most people say, but it's loud, 24/7. 706 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:06,244 Everyone walks superhumanly fast. 707 00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:10,047 Even though the pizza's better, no sandwich place tops MSM. 708 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:11,749 Also, there's no Safeway. 709 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:14,986 - No. 710 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:18,623 Where do they shop? 711 00:34:18,623 --> 00:34:22,360 (bright percussive music) 712 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:34,205 12 grand investment gets you unlimited redecoration rates. 713 00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,040 - Sweet. - Oh, shit. 714 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:39,777 What? - Nothing. 715 00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:42,046 - Yeah, nothing. 716 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:47,919 - Okay. Somebody needs to lay off the drugs. 717 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,354 (door opens) 718 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:53,157 Hey, guys, I have an idea. 719 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:57,562 - Holy shit (indistinct). How do you walk in those things? 720 00:34:57,562 --> 00:35:00,131 - What? Oh, it's a job requirement. 721 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,332 - You look great as usual. 722 00:35:01,332 --> 00:35:03,034 - Thanks. 723 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:07,071 Listen, I have an idea to bring in more customers and- 724 00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:08,940 - More customers? 725 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,908 Then we might have to- - Work? 726 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,810 You might have to work, right? 727 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,413 Customers equal money, Mac. 728 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:16,414 - Whoa. 729 00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:21,686 - I think you need a citywide targeted marketing campaign 730 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:26,157 to increase your visibility to local gamers 731 00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,825 and comic book enthusiasts. 732 00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:32,396 - Whew, you just said, like, three words 733 00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:34,632 that mean absolutely nothing. 734 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,968 - You're missing out on a ton of revenue 735 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,103 just sitting right outside the door. 736 00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:41,472 - The only thing I've seen outside that door is Hobo Bill. 737 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,241 - Shut up. 738 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:47,011 - You can make a big splash with a radio promo on 106.1. 739 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:49,580 - Hell yeah, that's a great idea actually. 740 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,148 - Then I suggest going ground level, 741 00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:52,750 getting out on the street, 742 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:55,753 passing out flyers, stickers, pins. 743 00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,855 - You're in the zone right now, aren't you? 744 00:35:57,855 --> 00:35:59,757 How do you know this stuff? 745 00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:00,691 - That's why I moved to New York. 746 00:36:00,691 --> 00:36:02,059 Remember? - No. 747 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:04,061 - Publicity, marketing, advertising. 748 00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:08,332 You can have the best product in the world, 749 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:11,602 but if no one knows about it, you're screwed. 750 00:36:12,737 --> 00:36:16,474 - You are an assistant. - Yeah. 751 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:17,441 - Ow. 752 00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:21,312 (bright whimsical music) 753 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:23,147 - Ooh, killer. - Serial. 754 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:25,783 - Cordelle my, man. 755 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:28,252 I didn't know you had these hidden depths. 756 00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:32,023 - Been telling you bastard, slinging weed is just a day job. 757 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,993 - Let's print like, what, 200 of these? 758 00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:37,195 - [Warren] Yeah. 759 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,729 - Okay, Mac, Warren, you are now officially 760 00:36:38,729 --> 00:36:41,065 the heads of our street team. 761 00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:42,433 I know. It's a lot of responsibility. 762 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,235 - We're not morons, Regina. 763 00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:46,671 We can handle passing out a few flyers. 764 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:51,742 - Uh-huh, okay, well, then I'm gonna go see how Ava is doing 765 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,245 with the radio station. 766 00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:56,614 You two, I want all 200 flyers out of your hands 767 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,449 by five o'clock. 768 00:36:58,449 --> 00:37:00,818 It is time to kick ass. 769 00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:03,321 - Ma'am, yes, ma'am. 770 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:04,055 - Dismissed. 771 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:08,726 - We got this, bro. - We've had this. 772 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,361 (bright whimsical music) 773 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:12,597 - (laughs) Bro, that's not fair. 774 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,799 You can't keep punching me into the water. 775 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:18,903 If edge guardings illegal in Smash Bros, 776 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,805 it should be in "BattleBlock." 777 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:23,608 - Excuses. - You're excuses. 778 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,710 - No, you're a towel. 779 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,411 - Aren't we supposed to be doing something? 780 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,147 - Yeah, I'm supposed to be dominating this game. 781 00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:32,350 You're supposed to be getting your ass kicked. 782 00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:33,684 - Nah, that's not it. 783 00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:38,522 (Warren chuckling) 784 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:40,658 Damn it. - Told you, dude. 785 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,694 - Seriously though, Regina said a thing 786 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,230 about a thing we're supposed to... 787 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,869 - Oh, shit, you're right. 788 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:52,903 We were supposed to pass out- 789 00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:54,939 - Wait. - But she- 790 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,974 - Wait. - What, dude? 791 00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:01,479 - I think, I think I have an idea. 792 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:03,247 - Wow. Really? 793 00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:05,716 - I think I have a really good idea. 794 00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:09,086 You remember that ad off of I-5? 795 00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:10,621 The billboard, the underwear ad 796 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,690 that's been up since, like, 1997? 797 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,327 - Yeah. What about her? 798 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,963 - We should make our own ad for Game On. 799 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:20,998 - Dude. 800 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:28,272 - It's the perfect location. No one is using it. 801 00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:29,006 - Dude. 802 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,512 That's, like, the best idea you've ever had. 803 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:35,279 - Right? 804 00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:41,085 - Rogue advertisement is so vogue. Let's do it. 805 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:45,289 (bright whimsical music continues) 806 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:49,694 Excuse me, sir, would you like to... 807 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:52,363 (traffic bustling) 808 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:53,464 - [Mac] Okay. This is hard. 809 00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:55,299 - Yeah, like, really hard. 810 00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:01,439 - Excuse me, miss, would you be interested? 811 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:02,673 Everyone hates us. 812 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:04,475 - We're in hell. 813 00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:06,110 - Seriously. How long have we been out here? 814 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:09,080 This is eating into my "Catherine" time. 815 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,848 - Uh, half hour. 816 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,183 - I need to smoke. 817 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,618 - No kidding. Let's ditch this shit. 818 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:18,389 (cell phone vibrating) 819 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,191 - Whoa. It's like she knows. 820 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,695 - Yes, Overlord Holloway. 821 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,163 - [Regina] Ava got us the radio spot. 822 00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:28,699 - Wow, really? That was fast. 823 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,201 - [Regina] I know. She's amazing. 824 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,936 How are you doing with the flyers? 825 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:34,171 Warren? - Uh... 826 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,376 - [Regina] That bad? We can send Ava too. 827 00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:41,445 - No, no, we can do this. 828 00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:44,215 We just need to find our angle. I'll call you back. 829 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:47,718 - Well, what'd she say? 830 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:50,654 - Mac, man, we cannot let Ava make us look like assholes. 831 00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:52,223 - I don't know if she's the one. 832 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:56,227 - We just need to get these flyers into the right hands. 833 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:56,961 Let's think. 834 00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:02,900 (bright percussive music) 835 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,368 (light bulb dings) 836 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:06,904 I got it. Let's do home deliveries like the newspaper. 837 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:09,874 We can use our bikes. 838 00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,108 - I have bikes. 839 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,979 (traffic bustling) 840 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,852 (train horn blowing) 841 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:25,389 (bright percussive music) 842 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:37,001 I think if nobody uses these coupons, we'll be in trouble. 843 00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:40,004 Ooh, 99 cent avocados. 844 00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:43,007 Mind if we stop at the store after? 845 00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:46,010 - Whatever. Look. 846 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,581 This is the nerdiest neighborhood in town. 847 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:52,983 We're bound to score some hits. 848 00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:56,520 Let's get our A game on and start throwing. 849 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,055 - Right. 850 00:40:58,055 --> 00:40:59,590 All those years of playing "Paperboy" 851 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,025 are finally gonna pay off. 852 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:03,260 - Yeah, I hope this works. 853 00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:05,563 - Let's do it. 854 00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:07,765 (bright energetic music) 855 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:14,405 (bright whimsical music) 856 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:34,925 (bright whimsical music continues) 857 00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:38,028 (game zapping) 858 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:39,463 - [Warren] Hey, what's up? - Hey, guys. 859 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,365 Did you guys hand out all the flyers? 860 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:42,433 - Yeah, you should have seen us do it. 861 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:43,434 - Great. That's awesome. 862 00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:45,603 - So you wanna... 863 00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:47,037 - So Ava and I are gonna go get some coffee 864 00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:49,206 and write our radio promo tonight. 865 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:49,907 - All right. 866 00:41:51,141 --> 00:41:52,743 - Good job today, guys. - Thanks. 867 00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:54,612 But we're just, just listen. 868 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:55,746 - So I need- - Can you wait? 869 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,448 - One of you to stay here and watch the store 870 00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:58,883 and one of you to stop by the house 871 00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:00,017 and pick up the Christmas lights 872 00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:01,185 and tinsel to hang in the window. 873 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,219 - But we just- - Please, Warren, 874 00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:04,221 this is really important. 875 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,690 - Obviously it's important. - Great, thanks. 876 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:07,858 I'll see you later. 877 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:11,228 - The fuck are we? Trained monkeys? 878 00:42:11,228 --> 00:42:14,899 (bright percussive music) 879 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,437 - [Mac] Not gonna lie. I will miss her. 880 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:24,275 - Yeah, but it's for a good cause. 881 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,309 - Yeah, the Save Mac and Warren 882 00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:28,879 from Regina's Wrath Movement. 883 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:32,583 - Yeah. You ready for this? 884 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:34,051 - Born ready, bro-heam. 885 00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:36,186 - Lease me up. 886 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:40,357 Now that's a kickass ad. 887 00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,760 - We're probably the smartest people I know. 888 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,462 - To be fair, you don't know that many people. 889 00:42:46,563 --> 00:42:48,065 - Semantics. 890 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,833 - That's not what that word means. 891 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,402 - Whatever. 892 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,271 - Didn't know you guys were here until I saw this. 893 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,840 - Oh, yeah, we've been here for five years now. 894 00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,512 - Huh? Last time I looked uh, this was a KFC. 895 00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:04,481 - No, there hasn't been a KFC for six years. 896 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,052 - Oh, do you do deliveries? 897 00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:10,454 - Uh, no, not at this time. 898 00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:12,356 - Okay, thanks. - Thanks. 899 00:43:13,891 --> 00:43:17,361 (bright whimsical music) 900 00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:21,432 - So who's that? - A new customer. 901 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,267 I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty pissed 902 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:24,668 when I got here and you two weren't here, 903 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:27,171 but we've already had three new customers 904 00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:28,005 come in with flyers. 905 00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:30,140 - Cool. 906 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,543 - So you're saying that we've contributed 907 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:36,480 to the success of this fine establishment. 908 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,582 - Yeah, totally. 909 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:42,653 - Oh, so you're saying we're responsible 910 00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:44,989 for improving the visibility of the store. 911 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:47,591 - [Regina] Yes, Mac. 912 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:50,761 - You are saying that we're not completely useless 913 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:55,032 but actually very intelligent and innovative, 914 00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,433 and- - Yes. 915 00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:59,670 - Good looking. - You are not completely, 916 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:02,840 totally waste of space. 917 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,509 Although I did notice that you two forgot 918 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:06,944 to bring the Christmas lights. 919 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:07,978 - I told you to bring 920 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,113 the lights, bro- - I told you 921 00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:10,180 to bring the lights. - I told you 922 00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:11,281 to roll a blunt- - You said you would 923 00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:12,583 take a crap- - And then I'd grab 924 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,018 the lights- - And then I'd roll the blunt. 925 00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:14,952 - Then you messed up. - Hello, welcome to Game On. 926 00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:16,220 What can I do for you? 927 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,588 ♪ Well, I've got this shit figured out ♪ 928 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:18,756 ♪ Time to go to work and there ain't no doubt ♪ 929 00:44:18,756 --> 00:44:20,224 ♪ Gotta get busy if you want to survive ♪ 930 00:44:20,224 --> 00:44:21,458 ♪ I'm a keep moving on, just staying alive ♪ 931 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:23,494 ♪ Gotta live free and I can't hold back ♪ 932 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,796 ♪ Gotta give me more room to dance ♪ 933 00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:30,501 ♪ 'Cause I'm here to dance like nobody is watching ♪ 934 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:34,238 ♪ Time keeps marching and you know it ain't stopping ♪ 935 00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:36,707 ♪ Let's go to work 936 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:39,510 ♪ Let's go to work 937 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,812 ♪ Most people don't like working very much ♪ 938 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:44,081 ♪ I hear 'em all the time talking about this sucks ♪ 939 00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:46,216 ♪ Well, I've got an idea for you ♪ 940 00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:48,185 ♪ Create a new job that you love to do ♪ 941 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,319 ♪ Now it's going to take time 942 00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:50,854 ♪ It's going to take effort 943 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,690 ♪ But every day together life will get much better ♪ 944 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,658 ♪ Don't do it for $1 don't do it for a dime ♪ 945 00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:56,293 ♪ Do it 'cause it's how you wanna spend your time ♪ 946 00:44:56,293 --> 00:44:57,895 - Yes. ♪ If you stick 947 00:44:57,895 --> 00:44:59,797 ♪ To it every day, soon you'll have a job ♪ 948 00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:02,866 ♪ That makes you wanna say, let's go to work ♪ 949 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:05,069 ♪ Let's go to work 950 00:45:05,069 --> 00:45:08,472 ♪ Let's go to work - Ooh. 951 00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:14,244 - [Announcer] Maximum point- - Woo! 952 00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:17,414 - Congratulations, you are the 100th customer. 953 00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:18,348 - Woo! 954 00:45:18,348 --> 00:45:19,750 ♪ 'Cause the kids ain't wrong 955 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,085 ♪ I'm here to get stan with my fan boy, man ♪ 956 00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:23,754 ♪ Gonna be bangin' my drum for many more moons ♪ 957 00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:25,389 ♪ Baby, I'm your man 958 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,458 ♪ I can do things that no one can ♪ 959 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,226 ♪ Because I got a plan 960 00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:31,595 ♪ And it's coming to fruition 961 00:45:31,595 --> 00:45:36,133 ♪ I figured out my passion and I made it my mission ♪ 962 00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:37,935 ♪ And went to work 963 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:39,903 ♪ I went to work 964 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:44,308 ♪ Now let's go to work 965 00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:46,643 ♪ Now let's go to work 966 00:45:46,643 --> 00:45:48,779 - Thanks for shopping at Game On. 967 00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,280 - Aren't you forgetting something? 968 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,348 - I'm sorry? 969 00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:52,616 - You know, a little green? 970 00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:54,218 - What? I gave you your change. 971 00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:57,221 - Yeah, I figured it was a fake. Nice billboard, anyway. 972 00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:58,789 - What are you talking about? 973 00:45:58,789 --> 00:46:01,925 - Hey, Reg, uh, Ava's looking for you. 974 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:03,093 She said it's important. 975 00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:04,194 - Oh, okay. 976 00:46:04,194 --> 00:46:07,664 (bright whimsical music) 977 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,669 - What's the word, Reg? - Uh, let's see. 978 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:23,747 That's over $1,000 in profit in the last four hours. 979 00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:25,015 - Nice. 980 00:46:25,015 --> 00:46:26,550 - If we keep going like this, 981 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:28,552 maybe just a few more investors, 982 00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:30,320 we could probably buy the store before Christmas. 983 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,657 - Oh, right on. Wonder how Ava's doing? 984 00:46:33,657 --> 00:46:34,858 She swore up and down she'd close a deal 985 00:46:34,858 --> 00:46:36,426 with that new investor over dinner. 986 00:46:36,426 --> 00:46:39,496 - Regina, Warren said there's no way 987 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:42,666 Feminist Frequency girl's gonna give us more videos. 988 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:46,703 - She asked for 150K. She didn't need that much money. 989 00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:48,405 - How many times do I have to tell you, 990 00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:50,874 Anita asked for 6K and got 150K. 991 00:46:50,874 --> 00:46:53,477 She did exactly what she said she would. 992 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:55,112 It's not her fault she got more than she asked for. 993 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:56,613 - So not the point. 994 00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:58,382 - I love watching you two get schooled. 995 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,384 (door opens and shuts) 996 00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:02,519 - Oh, hey, how'd it go? 997 00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:06,356 - You mean the amazing Ava didn't score us 998 00:47:06,356 --> 00:47:09,026 an extra $6,000? 999 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:10,827 - Shut up, Warren. 1000 00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:12,196 - Yeah, not 6,000. 1001 00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:16,867 10. - 10? 1002 00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:20,904 - No way. That means we're, like, halfway to 70, right? 1003 00:47:20,904 --> 00:47:24,975 - Somebody's been practicing with his flashcards. 1004 00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:28,946 - I guess the amazing Ava pulled through after all. 1005 00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:30,280 - Show off. - Jealous. 1006 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,449 - Hella. - Hey. 1007 00:47:32,449 --> 00:47:34,384 You guys have been doing pretty good yourselves. 1008 00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:35,619 We'd never have been able to pull off 1009 00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:36,987 the increase in sales without you. 1010 00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:38,822 - Thanks, Reg. 1011 00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:42,292 - A compliment from you is worth 1,000 achievements. 1012 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,195 - It's amazing how much we've achieved 1013 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:46,363 in this short amount of time. 1014 00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:48,298 - Yeah, well, we always had it in us. 1015 00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:50,500 We just didn't use it. 1016 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,835 - You know what this means, right? 1017 00:47:51,835 --> 00:47:53,837 - What? - I know what this means. 1018 00:47:53,837 --> 00:47:55,072 - What? 1019 00:47:55,072 --> 00:47:57,107 - [Warren And Mac] We have to celebrate. 1020 00:47:57,107 --> 00:48:00,110 - Celebrate? But we have so much more work to do. 1021 00:48:00,110 --> 00:48:02,446 And it's late and I, trust me, I have a lot of work- 1022 00:48:02,446 --> 00:48:05,716 - Come on, Regina. This work thing's a bitch. 1023 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,585 We haven't partied in, like, two whole weeks. 1024 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:10,053 - I don't know, I just feel like there's a lot- 1025 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,990 - But it is two for one at the Half Pint tonight. 1026 00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,459 - And I could use a drink. 1027 00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:17,461 - But- - Come on, Reg. 1028 00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:19,263 You deserve a break. 1029 00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:22,866 - But I really wanna just start advertising- 1030 00:48:22,866 --> 00:48:27,571 - Regina, as your unofficial GBF, 1031 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,773 I hereby counsel you to stop being 1032 00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:34,745 so goddamn responsible and come have a drink with us. 1033 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:39,683 (bright whimsical music) (game consoles clicking) 1034 00:48:45,022 --> 00:48:48,558 - Jesus, guys. Okay, fine. 1035 00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:51,628 We'll celebrate. But only one drink. 1036 00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:53,297 - Ah, that's my girl. 1037 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:58,669 - You're buying, Warren. 1038 00:48:58,669 --> 00:48:59,703 - You're buying. (Mac laughs) 1039 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:08,445 (bright whimsical music) (people chattering) 1040 00:49:13,383 --> 00:49:16,853 (bright energetic music) 1041 00:49:34,004 --> 00:49:34,972 (bright energetic music continues) 1042 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:35,806 (people chattering) 1043 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,475 (glass crashing) - Another. 1044 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:40,877 - This isn't "Thor." I don't wanna clean that shit up. 1045 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:45,882 (bright energetic music continues) 1046 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,019 (people chattering) 1047 00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:03,033 - Okay, one more. Uno. 1048 00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:07,904 (drinks slamming) 1049 00:50:09,906 --> 00:50:13,677 (bright energetic music continues) 1050 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:16,880 (people chattering) 1051 00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:32,729 - But my boss, right? She's, like, the Godzilla of bitches. 1052 00:50:32,729 --> 00:50:34,931 Except not in a good way 1053 00:50:34,931 --> 00:50:37,367 where she fights off moth creatures, 1054 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,603 but in the worst possible way 1055 00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:41,705 where she destroys your city 1056 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:44,975 and kills off your favorite meth cook and just- 1057 00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:47,677 - Ava, Ava, slow down. You're gonna hurt yourself. 1058 00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:53,083 - Hola, guys. Another brewski, por favor-ski. 1059 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:55,919 - You know, beer makes you fat. 1060 00:50:55,919 --> 00:50:56,553 - No it doesn't. 1061 00:50:57,988 --> 00:51:02,359 Beer is actually low in calories and makes you pee more, 1062 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:06,830 thus burning more calories than the beer actually has. 1063 00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:09,533 However, beer foam is the real evil. 1064 00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:11,435 It gives you the munchies, 1065 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:13,670 which makes you fat. 1066 00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:15,439 - Dude, how do you know that? 1067 00:51:16,673 --> 00:51:20,977 - "Catherine." It's a video game. 1068 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:25,549 You drink long enough at the bar, you get drink facts 1069 00:51:25,549 --> 00:51:27,818 and I am full of them. 1070 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:30,654 Muchos gracias, Senor. 1071 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,757 (people chattering) 1072 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:37,627 Holy shit. Look at that. (coughs) 1073 00:51:38,995 --> 00:51:40,597 - So, like, earlier I noticed you, like, looked cool. 1074 00:51:45,535 --> 00:51:48,905 (Regina burps) 1075 00:51:48,905 --> 00:51:51,508 - Do I look like Hermione to you? 1076 00:51:51,508 --> 00:51:56,179 Don't pull that weasley shit on me, Warren Bailey. 1077 00:51:56,179 --> 00:51:57,781 I know you. 1078 00:51:58,882 --> 00:52:02,552 - Yeah, you do. - You know, 1079 00:52:02,552 --> 00:52:06,256 JK said she made a mistake pairing her money with Ron. 1080 00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:11,528 - Hmm. I love it when you talk pop culture to me. 1081 00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:15,198 (Regina and Warren giggling) 1082 00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:20,036 (people chattering and laughing) 1083 00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,805 (group shouting and laughing) 1084 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,874 - Oops, forgot my jacket. 1085 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:26,610 - Ava, all right, Ava. 1086 00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:27,944 - Woo. Whoa. (laughs) 1087 00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:31,081 - Come on. Come on. - [Regina] Grab me! 1088 00:52:32,516 --> 00:52:34,651 ♪ I'm sorry Miss Jackson 1089 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:39,756 ♪ Woo, but that weed is for me 1090 00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:42,826 ♪ Never meant to smoke you out that time ♪ 1091 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:47,330 ♪ I apologize, but that weed is mine ♪ 1092 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:48,798 ♪ Woo 1093 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:49,933 - Did you just grab my boobs? 1094 00:52:49,933 --> 00:52:50,934 - I did just grab your boobs. 1095 00:52:50,934 --> 00:52:52,602 What are you going do about it? 1096 00:52:52,602 --> 00:52:53,870 - I'm gonna get you. - No, you're not. 1097 00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:56,106 - [Vendor] Would you like to buy a flower? 1098 00:52:57,407 --> 00:53:01,845 (group stumbling and chattering) 1099 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,580 - Get me from behind. - Carry me. 1100 00:53:06,216 --> 00:53:08,585 (group giggling) 1101 00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:13,590 (Mac groaning) (Regina cackles) 1102 00:53:14,758 --> 00:53:17,994 - Tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle. (laughs) 1103 00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:26,736 (lips smacking) (Regina panting) 1104 00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:33,243 (Warren groaning) 1105 00:53:35,612 --> 00:53:38,748 - Why, body? Why? 1106 00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:42,018 What the... 1107 00:53:43,353 --> 00:53:44,287 Hello? 1108 00:53:47,824 --> 00:53:49,292 Where did my clothes go? 1109 00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:52,996 Did I get laid last night? 1110 00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:56,299 Hey. (Regina groans) 1111 00:53:56,299 --> 00:53:57,767 Did we bone last night? 1112 00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:02,806 Hello? (Regina groans) 1113 00:54:02,806 --> 00:54:06,443 - Warren, what are you doing in my bed? 1114 00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:08,278 - Oh, my God. - What? 1115 00:54:09,846 --> 00:54:11,648 - This is my bed. 1116 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,952 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. (laughs) 1117 00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,288 (Regina whimpering) 1118 00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:19,322 - Did we? 1119 00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:22,759 - My mind says no, but my body says. 1120 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:25,662 - (shrieks) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1121 00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:27,897 - [Warren] Yes. Yes. - Oh, my God. 1122 00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:29,199 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Regina, 1123 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:31,201 you don't have to freak out. 1124 00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:32,669 These things happen. - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1125 00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:33,770 - All right? 1126 00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:34,938 - Warren, did we use a condom? 1127 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,141 Warren, I cannot have your silver baby. 1128 00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:40,076 I will die first. I swear to God, Mac. 1129 00:54:41,711 --> 00:54:43,713 - Oh, my God. 1130 00:54:43,713 --> 00:54:44,814 - Mac, don't. 1131 00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:48,118 - Oh, my God, you guys totally boned. 1132 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,352 - No, we didn't. - Yeah, we did. 1133 00:54:49,352 --> 00:54:51,588 - Warren. Fuck you, Mac. (Mac laughs) 1134 00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:54,057 - No way. - Yeah. 1135 00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:54,958 - Fuck you, Mac. Fuck you. 1136 00:54:56,559 --> 00:54:59,863 - Oh, my God. You guys are gonna have the cutest babies. 1137 00:54:59,863 --> 00:55:01,865 - Mac, I swear to God, I am this fucking close 1138 00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:06,002 of putting you and Warren down the fucking staircase! 1139 00:55:06,002 --> 00:55:07,704 What the fuck do you want? 1140 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:11,341 (door knocking) 1141 00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:14,978 This is not a good time. 1142 00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:20,216 - Uh, well, shit, good morning to you too, Miss. 1143 00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:20,984 - Hello. 1144 00:55:22,552 --> 00:55:26,990 - Hmm, is your name uh, R- Regina Holl- Holloway? 1145 00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:29,559 - Regina? 1146 00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:30,627 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1147 00:55:30,627 --> 00:55:31,895 yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's me. 1148 00:55:31,895 --> 00:55:36,099 - Uh, apparently this is for you. Goodbye. 1149 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:47,744 - What the fuck, asshole? 1150 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,860 - [Warren] What was that about? 1151 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:06,262 - [Mac] Ooh, are those donuts? 1152 00:56:06,262 --> 00:56:06,896 - You, you... 1153 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:10,600 - What, Reg? What happened? 1154 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,104 - You absolute morons. How stupid are you? 1155 00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:16,506 - Whoa. What did we do? 1156 00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:21,411 - What did you do? Unauthorized billboard, free weed? 1157 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,648 - Oh, the billboard. 1158 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:29,085 - You put our address on an illegal billboard. 1159 00:56:29,085 --> 00:56:31,154 - We didn't think it was gonna be a big deal. 1160 00:56:31,154 --> 00:56:33,223 We're just trying to help. 1161 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:36,860 - You put the name of our business on an illegal billboard 1162 00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:38,595 advertising free drugs. 1163 00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,163 - Hey, weed isn't drugs. 1164 00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:43,032 - We just got served for $5,000. 1165 00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:46,035 - Shit, really? - Yes, really. 1166 00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:48,938 - Regina, you need to calm down. 1167 00:56:48,938 --> 00:56:52,809 - Tell me to calm down again. I dare you. 1168 00:56:53,877 --> 00:56:55,979 - Warren, back off, bro. 1169 00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:59,649 - Okay, we're sorry. 1170 00:56:59,649 --> 00:57:01,451 We didn't mean to ruin anything. 1171 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:04,921 - You know what? You two are always sorry about something. 1172 00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:06,256 And that's because you two 1173 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,991 are sorry excuses for human beings. 1174 00:57:07,991 --> 00:57:11,327 All you're good for is smoking pot and playing video games. 1175 00:57:11,327 --> 00:57:14,330 - Hey, you smoke and game too. This isn't even about that. 1176 00:57:14,330 --> 00:57:16,733 - No, no, I am not like you two. 1177 00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:20,804 I at least try to be an adult. You two are pathetic. 1178 00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,506 If you didn't have Warren's daddy to leach off of, 1179 00:57:23,506 --> 00:57:24,474 you wouldn't have shit. 1180 00:57:24,474 --> 00:57:25,742 - Hey, don't bring him into this. 1181 00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:28,611 - Fuck you. Fuck you both. 1182 00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:31,748 How can I actually think that you have become responsible? 1183 00:57:31,748 --> 00:57:34,584 You two are the biggest disappointment since "Crystal Skull" 1184 00:57:34,584 --> 00:57:37,487 and episodes one through three combined. 1185 00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:38,254 - Harsh, Reg. 1186 00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:43,993 (Regina shuddering) 1187 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:49,499 - You know, I don't know how I thought 1188 00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:52,368 I could ever help you two losers. 1189 00:57:52,368 --> 00:57:53,870 You're hopeless. 1190 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:58,074 Thank God I am moving to New York next month 1191 00:57:58,074 --> 00:58:01,044 and I will never have to deal with your bullshit again. 1192 00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:02,745 (feet stomping) 1193 00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:03,980 - She's moving to New York? 1194 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:06,149 - We're as bad as the prequels. 1195 00:58:12,422 --> 00:58:16,159 (Regina grunts and screams) 1196 00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:20,697 (frequency ascending) 1197 00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:24,300 - I am sorry, Reg. I don't know what to say. 1198 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,703 - You know, 12 days ago I was thinking 1199 00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:30,006 we could actually do this. 1200 00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:34,077 Wow, we can actually run our own business 1201 00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:36,679 and then this shit happens. 1202 00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:43,019 - Have you, I mean, do you know if, with Warren... 1203 00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:45,421 - He texted me before I left the house. 1204 00:58:45,421 --> 00:58:46,923 He found the condom in the trash can. 1205 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:48,157 - Oh, thank God. 1206 00:58:49,392 --> 00:58:50,693 - Little miracles, right? 1207 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:55,498 I mean, they may be dumb enough to post a giant illegal ad, 1208 00:58:55,498 --> 00:58:58,167 but at least one of them can remember to wrap it. 1209 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:01,437 (phone vibrating) 1210 00:59:01,437 --> 00:59:04,173 - So I think you two are, I dunno- 1211 00:59:04,173 --> 00:59:05,808 - I told them I was moving to New York. 1212 00:59:05,808 --> 00:59:07,577 - Whoa. Really? 1213 00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:12,548 - I mean, what am I doing with my life here? 1214 00:59:12,548 --> 00:59:15,718 I wonder what my parents would say, 1215 00:59:17,186 --> 00:59:20,323 or if Coach Taylor or my dad, what he would say. 1216 00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:22,292 I'll bet he'd gimme some great advice 1217 00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:24,761 in a form of an eloquent speech. 1218 00:59:24,761 --> 00:59:27,897 I think the only way I could be happy right now 1219 00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:32,235 is if the doctor crashed through the door and said, 1220 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:34,570 "Quick, get in. 1221 00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:36,205 We have to save the universe." 1222 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:42,078 (Regina meowing) 1223 00:59:51,888 --> 00:59:53,489 - What are you doing? 1224 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:57,594 - Nothing is easy. 1225 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,633 - Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 1226 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,235 You guys are gonna get over this. 1227 01:00:08,137 --> 01:00:10,239 - [Regina] Why is everything so hard? 1228 01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:15,011 - Stop. The doctor's not coming. 1229 01:00:15,011 --> 01:00:16,579 - [Regina] Don't say that. 1230 01:00:16,579 --> 01:00:18,081 - [Warren] I think this is the first time ever in my life 1231 01:00:18,081 --> 01:00:19,649 that I don't feel like gaming. 1232 01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:21,751 - Yeah, same here. 1233 01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:25,288 Bro, what are we gonna do without Regina? 1234 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:27,056 - I don't wanna think about Regina. 1235 01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:28,891 - Yeah, but- - Hello? 1236 01:00:28,891 --> 01:00:30,393 Is anybody in there? 1237 01:00:33,563 --> 01:00:34,797 (door knocking) (bright whimsical music) 1238 01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:38,301 What's going on? Why is the store closed? 1239 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:39,535 - Regina sort of... 1240 01:00:40,670 --> 01:00:41,671 Her and Warren... 1241 01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:44,841 There was a fight kind of. 1242 01:00:44,841 --> 01:00:46,976 - She bailed on us. Okay? 1243 01:00:46,976 --> 01:00:48,678 She lost her shit and she bailed. 1244 01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:51,648 - What? That doesn't sound like her. 1245 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,316 What happened? 1246 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:55,752 - Her and Warren boned and then she found out 1247 01:00:55,752 --> 01:00:59,789 about our billboard and then we got fined $5,000 1248 01:00:59,789 --> 01:01:03,159 and she got really pissed, 1249 01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:04,661 and I guess she's moving to New York, 1250 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,329 and I don't really know what do- 1251 01:01:06,329 --> 01:01:08,231 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. 1252 01:01:08,231 --> 01:01:10,700 Warren and Regina did what? 1253 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,970 - That's it. I'm out. 1254 01:01:13,970 --> 01:01:15,238 - Wait, where are you going? 1255 01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:18,875 - [Warren] I don't know. Home, I guess. 1256 01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:21,177 Somewhere where I don't have to think. 1257 01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:22,779 (door slams) 1258 01:01:22,779 --> 01:01:26,983 - Wow, if I'd known what a few shots would do... 1259 01:01:26,983 --> 01:01:29,619 - It wasn't the booze. 1260 01:01:29,619 --> 01:01:30,920 Even if they hadn't slept together, 1261 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,189 she still would've found out about the billboard. 1262 01:01:34,157 --> 01:01:37,160 - That was a pretty dumb idea. 1263 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,395 - It seemed legit at the time. 1264 01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:40,863 I guess we didn't really think about it. 1265 01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:44,434 - You realize that just because Regina 1266 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:45,768 doesn't wanna be involved, 1267 01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:48,538 doesn't mean you guys can't pull this off. 1268 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:52,608 $5,000 isn't a huge setback. 1269 01:01:52,608 --> 01:01:56,379 - Yeah, but Regina's, like, the glue 1270 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:59,015 that holds this whole place together. 1271 01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:00,216 Not just the store, but us. 1272 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:02,318 - [Announcer] Re-up time. - She's our Zelda. 1273 01:02:04,187 --> 01:02:07,423 There's no Triforce without her. 1274 01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:09,692 - You know what, Mac? 1275 01:02:09,692 --> 01:02:12,261 You're smarter than everyone gives you credit for. 1276 01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:13,896 - [Announcer] 10 points. - I know. 1277 01:02:15,331 --> 01:02:17,467 Not smart enough to make it in the real world. 1278 01:02:19,368 --> 01:02:21,771 You know what I realized? - Hmm? 1279 01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:25,908 - I don't know how to do anything but game. 1280 01:02:28,611 --> 01:02:31,214 Can't even grow a full beard. 1281 01:02:31,214 --> 01:02:33,082 - [Announcer] Yo, play the game. 1282 01:02:33,082 --> 01:02:35,751 - I can roll joints and blunts. 1283 01:02:35,751 --> 01:02:38,254 (video game chiming) 1284 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,224 But that's it. Those are my skills. 1285 01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:44,961 I can't even wash a car. 1286 01:02:44,961 --> 01:02:46,963 - This is just a bad day. 1287 01:02:46,963 --> 01:02:49,065 I'm not gonna jump ship just because Regina 1288 01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:50,399 doesn't want to be captain. 1289 01:02:51,334 --> 01:02:53,369 I believe in Game On. 1290 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:58,074 (video game chiming) 1291 01:02:58,074 --> 01:02:59,809 - You know, Cordelle, 1292 01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:03,312 you're the coolest gay Black weed dealer I know. 1293 01:03:03,312 --> 01:03:05,181 - Thanks, Mac. 1294 01:03:05,181 --> 01:03:07,984 (video game chiming) 1295 01:03:07,984 --> 01:03:10,319 Now why don't you let me open up the shop 1296 01:03:10,319 --> 01:03:14,857 while you go and help Warren pull his head out of his ass. 1297 01:03:14,857 --> 01:03:17,026 - [Announcer] Go! 1298 01:03:17,026 --> 01:03:17,927 - All right. 1299 01:03:19,495 --> 01:03:21,531 It's up to me. - Mm-hm. 1300 01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:22,999 - [Announcer] 10 point bonus. 1301 01:03:22,999 --> 01:03:26,569 - May the way of the hero lead to the Triforce. 1302 01:03:27,703 --> 01:03:32,141 - (laughs) Right. Go get 'em, tiger. 1303 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:35,311 (video game chiming) 1304 01:03:36,379 --> 01:03:39,715 (characters chattering) 1305 01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:43,319 - Think I'm gonna need this. 1306 01:03:44,387 --> 01:03:49,458 - No! Mufasa. (sobbing) 1307 01:03:50,493 --> 01:03:51,761 (door knocking) 1308 01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:55,231 - Warren, can I come in? - No, go away. 1309 01:03:55,231 --> 01:03:57,166 (lion growling) 1310 01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:57,967 - Are you watching "The Lion King?" 1311 01:03:57,967 --> 01:04:00,603 - No. Go away. 1312 01:04:00,603 --> 01:04:03,973 Xbox off. (lion roaring) 1313 01:04:03,973 --> 01:04:05,374 - Come on, dude. 1314 01:04:05,374 --> 01:04:06,842 You always watch "The Lion King" when you're depressed. 1315 01:04:06,842 --> 01:04:08,311 - I'm not depressed. 1316 01:04:09,312 --> 01:04:11,047 - We need to talk about Regina. 1317 01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:13,482 - Fuck Regina. - Didn't you already do that? 1318 01:04:15,851 --> 01:04:17,553 - (grunts) Ow. 1319 01:04:17,553 --> 01:04:19,455 - Sorry, dude. Bad joke. 1320 01:04:19,455 --> 01:04:21,023 Want some help? - [Warren] No. 1321 01:04:22,091 --> 01:04:23,492 - Warren... 1322 01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:27,196 - Why is this happening? 1323 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:32,101 Yesterday it was all Game On forever. Hooray. 1324 01:04:32,101 --> 01:04:34,871 And now she's moving to New York. What the hell? 1325 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,472 - Well, we did go behind her back 1326 01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:38,374 with the whole billboard thing. 1327 01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,911 - It's just $5,000. It's not the end of the world. 1328 01:04:41,911 --> 01:04:43,479 - I don't think it's about the money. 1329 01:04:43,479 --> 01:04:45,815 - It's always about the money. 1330 01:04:45,815 --> 01:04:48,784 - Whoa, Lucky Quinn, this isn't "Watch Dogs." 1331 01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:50,419 This is Regina we're talking about. 1332 01:04:50,419 --> 01:04:53,389 - Fine. If it's not about the money, then what is it then? 1333 01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:56,225 - Well, you guys did sleep together. 1334 01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:57,960 It's kind of a big deal, right? 1335 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:58,761 - [Warren] Is it? 1336 01:05:00,463 --> 01:05:03,532 - You remember that demonstration they gave us in school? 1337 01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:06,168 The two pieces of paper and the staple. 1338 01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:07,803 The staple was sex, 1339 01:05:07,803 --> 01:05:10,273 and two pieces of paper got ripped apart. 1340 01:05:10,273 --> 01:05:12,942 - Right. Right, staple sex. 1341 01:05:14,343 --> 01:05:16,412 Holy shit. 1342 01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:17,880 - What, bro? 1343 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,149 - What if, what if Regina's in love with me? 1344 01:05:20,149 --> 01:05:21,751 - What? 1345 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:24,320 - That's gotta be it, right? She's in love with me. 1346 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,023 So she's worried that she ruined it by sleeping with me. 1347 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:29,992 So she's moving to New York to escape her feelings. 1348 01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:34,463 - I think you're confusing love with blind rage. 1349 01:05:34,463 --> 01:05:38,234 Or frustration or... 1350 01:05:38,234 --> 01:05:39,568 - I don't believe it. 1351 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:41,570 - Me neither. 1352 01:05:42,872 --> 01:05:46,142 - I can't let her go. I gotta go talk to her. 1353 01:05:46,142 --> 01:05:49,345 - What, now? Maybe you should calm down first. 1354 01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:51,714 - Do you know where she's at? Like, right now? 1355 01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:56,018 - Uh, with Ava, maybe. 1356 01:05:56,018 --> 01:05:58,721 They're probably- - I know. Five Mile. 1357 01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:00,656 - I don't think this is a good idea. 1358 01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,325 - Don't try to stop me, Mac. 1359 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,593 I have a burgeoning romance to save. 1360 01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:07,596 - This isn't a romantic comedy, bro. 1361 01:06:08,531 --> 01:06:11,600 (Warren shuffling) 1362 01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:17,206 (footsteps pattering) 1363 01:06:17,206 --> 01:06:18,474 Dude... 1364 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:23,746 (birds singing) (waves lapping) 1365 01:06:23,746 --> 01:06:28,751 - Okay, you're charming, you're suave, 1366 01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:33,589 you're sexy and totally cooler than New York City. 1367 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,029 (door slams) 1368 01:06:40,029 --> 01:06:43,366 (birds singing) (waves lapping) 1369 01:06:43,366 --> 01:06:44,166 Hey, buddy. 1370 01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:51,507 - Beer? - [Warren] Always. 1371 01:06:56,379 --> 01:06:57,179 Thanks. 1372 01:07:03,819 --> 01:07:04,987 Did you get my text about the condom? 1373 01:07:04,987 --> 01:07:06,655 - Yeah. Thank you. 1374 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:08,758 - [Warren] Regina, I- 1375 01:07:08,758 --> 01:07:10,326 - Ugh, I think I just got mugged 1376 01:07:10,326 --> 01:07:11,660 of my sandwich by a raccoon. 1377 01:07:12,962 --> 01:07:16,899 Oh, shit. Should I call an ambulance? 1378 01:07:16,899 --> 01:07:18,234 - No, it's fine. 1379 01:07:18,234 --> 01:07:21,804 - Hello, Warren. - Hey, Ava. 1380 01:07:21,804 --> 01:07:25,975 Regina and I were just uh, trying to... 1381 01:07:25,975 --> 01:07:27,543 Listen, can we have a moment alone? 1382 01:07:27,543 --> 01:07:28,978 - No. 1383 01:07:28,978 --> 01:07:31,747 - Whatever you have to say in front of me, 1384 01:07:31,747 --> 01:07:34,283 Warren, you can say to Ava. 1385 01:07:34,283 --> 01:07:37,686 - Okay, well, thing is you can't move to New York. 1386 01:07:37,686 --> 01:07:40,056 - Actually I can. - But why? 1387 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:42,958 Why would you want to leave this place? I mean, look at it. 1388 01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:45,494 (birds singing) (waves lapping) 1389 01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:49,331 - Yeah, it is beautiful. 1390 01:07:49,331 --> 01:07:52,835 - I know we fucked up with the whole billboard thing, but- 1391 01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:54,737 - For which you have yet to apologize. 1392 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:57,606 - Seriously, Ava, you're making this, like, 10 times harder. 1393 01:07:57,606 --> 01:08:01,010 - Do you even know why I want to move, Warren? 1394 01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:03,746 - Well, Mac and I were talking and- 1395 01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:04,914 - Where is Mac? 1396 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,148 He didn't come with you 1397 01:08:06,148 --> 01:08:07,950 on this ill-conceived rescue mission? 1398 01:08:07,950 --> 01:08:10,719 - He's watching "The Lion King." 1399 01:08:11,854 --> 01:08:13,823 Okay, I was watching "The Lion King," 1400 01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:15,291 but that's not the point. 1401 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:17,560 - What is the point again? 1402 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,396 - The point is, Reg, 1403 01:08:20,396 --> 01:08:21,730 we don't want you to leave. 1404 01:08:23,065 --> 01:08:26,035 I don't want you to leave. What about Game On? 1405 01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:29,972 - If you want to, you and Mac can raise the money 1406 01:08:29,972 --> 01:08:31,874 and run the store yourselves. 1407 01:08:32,741 --> 01:08:35,144 You're not stupid. Really. 1408 01:08:35,144 --> 01:08:36,979 You don't need me. 1409 01:08:36,979 --> 01:08:40,282 - Maybe we do. Maybe I do. 1410 01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:43,819 (gentle solemn music) 1411 01:08:43,819 --> 01:08:46,288 - I can't make this decision right now. Okay? 1412 01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:49,091 Just gimme some time. 1413 01:08:49,091 --> 01:08:52,895 I'm gonna go throw rocks off a cliff or something. 1414 01:08:55,197 --> 01:08:57,266 - I forgot how intense you could be, Aves. 1415 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:01,303 Come on. Am I really that bad? 1416 01:09:03,539 --> 01:09:06,308 Fine. I guess I'll take my leave. 1417 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:09,778 - She's right. You know? 1418 01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:13,315 - [Warren] What? - You're not stupid. 1419 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:17,653 You're just incredibly unbelievably ignorant. 1420 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:21,190 - And lazy. Don't forget about lazy. 1421 01:09:24,226 --> 01:09:27,062 Okay, okay, tough crowd. See you around, Ava. 1422 01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:32,301 - And they say Mac is the dumb one. 1423 01:09:32,301 --> 01:09:33,335 (birds singing) 1424 01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:39,775 (bright upbeat music) 1425 01:09:42,278 --> 01:09:45,014 (Regina yawning) 1426 01:09:54,456 --> 01:09:56,058 (Regina exhaling) 1427 01:09:56,058 --> 01:09:57,893 (bright upbeat music continues) 1428 01:09:57,893 --> 01:10:00,796 (cartridge thuds) 1429 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:07,803 (Nintendo button clicks) 1430 01:10:09,004 --> 01:10:12,341 (gentle whimsical music) 1431 01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:18,747 (console clicking) 1432 01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:19,915 - Hey, Reg. Wanna play? 1433 01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:22,785 - I don't know. 1434 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,824 (sighs) Fine. 1435 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:32,294 You guys do remember, this is a one player game, right? 1436 01:10:32,294 --> 01:10:34,797 - We're doing a speed run. Ladies first. 1437 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:41,370 (game console clicking) 1438 01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:43,606 - Why can't it always be like this? 1439 01:10:43,606 --> 01:10:46,508 - Like what? 1440 01:10:46,508 --> 01:10:49,144 - Stress free. Happy. 1441 01:10:49,144 --> 01:10:51,247 - You're not happy? - I don't know. 1442 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:54,049 I just, I just wish there was a balance 1443 01:10:54,049 --> 01:10:57,920 between who we were as kids and who we are now. 1444 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,689 - That's why everyone wants to stay young forever. 1445 01:11:00,689 --> 01:11:02,691 It's hard to take life seriously 1446 01:11:02,691 --> 01:11:04,760 and be happy at the same time. 1447 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,395 - That's true. 1448 01:11:06,395 --> 01:11:09,531 - I'd offer advice, but I've avoided growing up altogether. 1449 01:11:09,531 --> 01:11:11,066 Money lets you do that. 1450 01:11:11,066 --> 01:11:13,602 - No shit, Peter Pan. 1451 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:15,137 - It's not even our own money. 1452 01:11:16,238 --> 01:11:18,007 I guess we really are losers. 1453 01:11:19,508 --> 01:11:23,979 - Not losers. I mean, what is adulthood really, anyway? 1454 01:11:25,314 --> 01:11:27,716 Age is just a number. I'm sorry for what I said. 1455 01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:31,620 - To be fair, we did screw up with the whole billboard. 1456 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:34,490 - Which come to think of it was totally your idea. 1457 01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:38,093 - You were just trying to help, 1458 01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:40,896 and nobody deserves to be compared to the prequels. 1459 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:45,634 You're both really good people more or less. 1460 01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:48,304 And it's all that matters really. 1461 01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:52,174 (Warren sighs) 1462 01:11:53,342 --> 01:11:56,145 - Courage. - Power. 1463 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:56,879 - Wisdom. 1464 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:02,418 - [All] May the way of the hero lead to the Triforce. 1465 01:12:02,418 --> 01:12:05,154 (group laughing) 1466 01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:09,191 - And may the way of the joint 1467 01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:14,730 lead to the high force. 1468 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:18,167 (bright energetic music) 1469 01:12:29,144 --> 01:12:32,781 (footsteps pattering) 1470 01:12:32,781 --> 01:12:36,218 - (sighs) Why am I not surprised? 1471 01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,489 - Shit. What time is it? 1472 01:12:42,257 --> 01:12:46,729 - Oh, goddamn it, Todd, you cheeky bastard. 1473 01:12:46,729 --> 01:12:48,864 (Warren muttering) 1474 01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:50,833 - Yo, wake up. 1475 01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:52,501 - What? Why? 1476 01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:55,838 Oh, hey. 1477 01:12:57,773 --> 01:12:59,241 - No. Oh, hey, Ava. 1478 01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,813 - It looks like you guys made up. 1479 01:13:05,914 --> 01:13:08,817 - Yeah, uh, I guess we did. 1480 01:13:08,817 --> 01:13:10,786 - Did you bring breakfast? 1481 01:13:10,786 --> 01:13:13,222 - Uh, no. 1482 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,860 - What's up, guys? - [Regina] Hey. 1483 01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:20,863 - Hello, children. 1484 01:13:20,863 --> 01:13:22,865 Please tell me there's a good reason 1485 01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:25,701 I cut my beauty sleep short. 1486 01:13:25,701 --> 01:13:28,937 - Hey, did you bring breakfast? 1487 01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:31,673 - Boy, I am not your butler. 1488 01:13:31,673 --> 01:13:32,841 - A man can dream. 1489 01:13:34,343 --> 01:13:36,245 - Please remind me why there's so many people 1490 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:38,981 in my living room before noon. 1491 01:13:38,981 --> 01:13:40,883 - Because we have work to do, 1492 01:13:40,883 --> 01:13:42,684 and this is not your living room. 1493 01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:46,088 - Oh, no, not work. 1494 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:49,358 - Guys, do you wanna keep Game On open or not? 1495 01:13:49,358 --> 01:13:51,527 - You mean you are officially back on board? 1496 01:13:51,527 --> 01:13:53,495 - At least until we find the money. 1497 01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:55,230 Besides somebody's gotta keep these two assholes 1498 01:13:55,230 --> 01:13:57,633 from ending up homeless. 1499 01:13:57,633 --> 01:14:01,103 - Seriously, if you expect me to use my brain, 1500 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,038 can I at least get a donut? 1501 01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:08,844 - And we're not assholes. We're human beings. 1502 01:14:08,844 --> 01:14:12,314 (bright whimsical music) 1503 01:14:15,617 --> 01:14:18,687 - (sighs) Okay, think, guys. 1504 01:14:18,687 --> 01:14:22,491 - There's no way we can pull in another 30,000 by January. 1505 01:14:22,491 --> 01:14:24,893 - He's right. Christmas is in a week. 1506 01:14:24,893 --> 01:14:26,428 - Any more potential investors? 1507 01:14:26,428 --> 01:14:29,498 - Mm, not that I can think of. 1508 01:14:29,498 --> 01:14:34,102 - I can sell my copy of "Super Mario RPG." 1509 01:14:34,102 --> 01:14:35,804 - (laughs) What? 1510 01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:37,906 - Mac, you don't need to do that. 1511 01:14:37,906 --> 01:14:39,441 I mean, it's probably worth less 1512 01:14:39,441 --> 01:14:40,876 than you think it is anyways. 1513 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:42,177 - It's invaluable. 1514 01:14:42,177 --> 01:14:43,779 - Maybe to you. - Priceless. 1515 01:14:43,779 --> 01:14:45,814 We still have one option left. 1516 01:14:45,814 --> 01:14:49,251 I've suspected it would come to this for some time now. 1517 01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:51,386 - What? - Regina, you're hot and all, 1518 01:14:51,386 --> 01:14:53,255 but there ain't a street corner in the world 1519 01:14:53,255 --> 01:14:55,457 where you're gonna make 30 grand in a week. 1520 01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:57,993 - I'm not talking about hooking. 1521 01:14:57,993 --> 01:15:00,963 - Ah. What then? 1522 01:15:02,464 --> 01:15:05,501 What? Who do I know with 30... 1523 01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:09,538 Nah, you can't mean... 1524 01:15:09,538 --> 01:15:11,840 - Guys, we need to talk to Warren's dad. 1525 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,175 - [Warren] No. - He hates us. 1526 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,643 - He doesn't hate us. 1527 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:17,112 - Yes, he does. 1528 01:15:17,112 --> 01:15:19,081 If we're gonna be prostituting ourselves, 1529 01:15:19,081 --> 01:15:21,049 let's do it on a street corner. 1530 01:15:21,049 --> 01:15:24,853 If I'm getting fucked, I'd rather it not be by family. 1531 01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:27,689 - Wasn't Warren's dad the one that originally wanted 1532 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:29,524 to shut down the shop in the first place? 1533 01:15:29,524 --> 01:15:31,093 - Not exactly. - [Warren] Yes, huh. 1534 01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:32,494 - Warren. - Regina. 1535 01:15:32,494 --> 01:15:33,929 - Guys. - Ava. 1536 01:15:33,929 --> 01:15:35,330 - Regina. - Babe. 1537 01:15:35,464 --> 01:15:39,067 - Stop. Desperate times call for desperate measures. 1538 01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:41,169 And I realize that this isn't ideal, Warren, 1539 01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:43,205 but if we go to your dad with proof 1540 01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:44,306 of what we're trying to do- - I'm not gonna give 1541 01:15:44,306 --> 01:15:46,542 that man another chance to humiliate me. 1542 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,211 - He's your father. - Exactly. 1543 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:51,980 - He loves you and he wants to see you succeed. 1544 01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:54,983 - Enough to fork over $30,000? 1545 01:15:54,983 --> 01:15:57,052 - We can make a five year plan. 1546 01:15:57,052 --> 01:15:58,420 - [Regina] What? 1547 01:15:58,420 --> 01:15:59,688 - Dude, I thought you were on my side. 1548 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:04,760 - A five year plan to show how the business will grow. 1549 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:08,764 I bet if we keep pushing the way we have been, 1550 01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:12,301 we can open a second location in, like, three years. 1551 01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:14,102 That's what he wants to see, right? 1552 01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:17,573 Planning? Ambition? 1553 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,742 - That's a great idea. 1554 01:16:20,742 --> 01:16:24,546 - That is a great idea. I'm honestly stunned. 1555 01:16:24,546 --> 01:16:25,814 - Thank you. 1556 01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:28,050 - I just want to state one more time for the record 1557 01:16:28,050 --> 01:16:31,753 that this is a terrible idea and I do not support it. 1558 01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:33,455 - [Group] No one cares. 1559 01:16:33,455 --> 01:16:36,792 - Okay, let's start with year one. 1560 01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:39,361 We buy the space and then what? 1561 01:16:39,361 --> 01:16:42,264 - I don't understand why he has to come here. 1562 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:43,966 He's doing this on purpose. 1563 01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:45,267 - Of course he is. 1564 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,102 He wants to see what his money is funding. 1565 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:49,237 Come on, guys. Let's get the vacuum. 1566 01:16:49,237 --> 01:16:50,305 - We have a vacuum? 1567 01:16:51,406 --> 01:16:53,208 - Do we have a vacuum? 1568 01:16:54,910 --> 01:16:58,213 (tense energetic music) 1569 01:17:01,883 --> 01:17:04,619 (vacuum clanging) 1570 01:17:05,721 --> 01:17:08,223 (Mac coughing) 1571 01:17:09,124 --> 01:17:12,361 (Warren groans) 1572 01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:16,932 (tense energetic music continues) 1573 01:17:16,932 --> 01:17:20,602 (rose petals pattering) 1574 01:17:20,602 --> 01:17:22,337 - This isn't "American Beauty." 1575 01:17:22,337 --> 01:17:24,640 We're trying to get money from him, not fuck him. 1576 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,242 - Same thing, isn't it? - No. 1577 01:17:28,210 --> 01:17:30,779 - [Regina] Guys, get dressed. 1578 01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:34,783 - All right. 1579 01:17:34,783 --> 01:17:38,520 (tense energetic music) 1580 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:41,123 (Mac sniffing) 1581 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:44,659 - Okay, you guys ready? 1582 01:17:45,861 --> 01:17:48,296 - My stomach feels funny. - Why am I here? 1583 01:17:48,296 --> 01:17:51,133 We all know you're gonna do all the talking. 1584 01:17:51,133 --> 01:17:53,168 Mac and I can just wait upstairs. 1585 01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:56,505 - No, Warren, you're taking lead on this. He's your dad. 1586 01:17:56,505 --> 01:17:57,939 - But- 1587 01:17:57,939 --> 01:18:01,009 - We're talking about 30 minutes in exchange for 30 grand. 1588 01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:02,544 Just suck it up, okay? - Fine. 1589 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,782 - Mac. - Okay, suck it up. Got it. 1590 01:18:06,782 --> 01:18:08,750 (doorbell rings) 1591 01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:10,352 But I still don't see why we couldn't smoke 1592 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,821 before he got here. (sighs) 1593 01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:17,826 - In conclusion, by the end of the fifth year, 1594 01:18:17,826 --> 01:18:21,163 you would see a 200% ROI 1595 01:18:21,163 --> 01:18:25,600 and the launch of a statewide gaming store franchise 1596 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,204 that would rival Washington's leading brands. 1597 01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:32,841 - (sighs) Wow. 1598 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,111 When you said you wanted to present a business proposal, 1599 01:18:36,111 --> 01:18:38,547 I didn't think you would actually have a business proposal. 1600 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,549 - Your faith in me is astounding. 1601 01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:41,950 - Setting aside for the moment 1602 01:18:41,950 --> 01:18:44,219 the fact that I gave you several thousand dollars- 1603 01:18:44,219 --> 01:18:45,353 - Shh, shh, shh. - Less than a week ago. 1604 01:18:45,353 --> 01:18:46,455 - Shh, shh, shh, shh. - Wait, what? 1605 01:18:46,455 --> 01:18:47,789 - You holding out on me, bro? 1606 01:18:47,789 --> 01:18:49,224 - Nothing, nevermind. It, it's not important. 1607 01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:50,826 - You certainly have accomplished 1608 01:18:50,826 --> 01:18:53,662 a lot within the past month, but the whole reason I decided 1609 01:18:53,662 --> 01:18:55,864 to stop funding the store was because I want you 1610 01:18:55,864 --> 01:18:58,734 to make your own way in the world. 1611 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,235 - [Warren] Dad- - You would never have 1612 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:02,237 accomplished what you have within the past month, Warren, 1613 01:19:02,237 --> 01:19:04,406 if I had continued to support you. 1614 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:05,941 - That might be true, but- 1615 01:19:05,941 --> 01:19:07,809 - I never had the support growing up that you've had. 1616 01:19:07,809 --> 01:19:09,711 And look what I've managed to make of myself. 1617 01:19:09,711 --> 01:19:12,781 How can you expect me to keep throwing money at you? 1618 01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:14,116 - [Warren] But- - Especially when you plan 1619 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:16,551 on using it to continue doing the exact same thing 1620 01:19:16,551 --> 01:19:19,154 you've been doing for the last five years. 1621 01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:21,823 - We have no intention of doing the exact same thing 1622 01:19:21,823 --> 01:19:23,959 we've been doing for the last five years. 1623 01:19:23,959 --> 01:19:27,963 We wanna expand. We want Game On to mean something. 1624 01:19:27,963 --> 01:19:29,297 - That's great, Regina, but the thing- 1625 01:19:29,297 --> 01:19:32,234 - No, Mr. Bailey, please just listen. 1626 01:19:33,268 --> 01:19:34,903 You want the truth, right? 1627 01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:38,473 Yes, we didn't do a ton with Game On in the last five years, 1628 01:19:38,473 --> 01:19:40,408 but that doesn't mean we can't do something 1629 01:19:40,408 --> 01:19:42,210 with it in the next five. 1630 01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:44,679 But without your help, 1631 01:19:44,679 --> 01:19:46,515 without help from the older generation, 1632 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,617 we will never be able to achieve 1633 01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:50,652 a fraction of what you have. 1634 01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,588 If you try to force us to take the same path you took, 1635 01:19:53,588 --> 01:19:55,791 we'll never be able to impress you 1636 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,960 or achieve what you want for us. 1637 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,429 The world that you came up in is dead. 1638 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:06,034 This isn't the 80s. This isn't even the 90s. 1639 01:20:06,034 --> 01:20:09,371 If we don't forge our own path on our own terms, 1640 01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:12,007 we'll never be more than grunt workers 1641 01:20:12,007 --> 01:20:15,744 living month to month, barely making it. 1642 01:20:15,744 --> 01:20:20,048 Gaming is not for children. It is not a pastime. 1643 01:20:20,048 --> 01:20:22,951 It is a multi-billion dollar a year industry. 1644 01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:26,588 And it's rapidly growing and its user base is diverse. 1645 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:29,191 We're not asking you to support us. 1646 01:20:29,191 --> 01:20:32,260 We're asking you to help us support ourselves. 1647 01:20:32,260 --> 01:20:35,463 - Hell yeah. What she said. 1648 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:41,469 - Dad, please, please take us seriously. 1649 01:20:43,004 --> 01:20:47,842 Take me seriously. I won't let you down. 1650 01:20:47,842 --> 01:20:48,710 Not this time. 1651 01:20:49,911 --> 01:20:52,347 I want to do something real with my life. 1652 01:21:03,558 --> 01:21:05,327 - Fine, I'll look over your projections, 1653 01:21:05,327 --> 01:21:07,195 but I'm not promising anything. 1654 01:21:07,195 --> 01:21:09,631 - Thank you, sir. All I want is a chance. 1655 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,234 (all grunting) 1656 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:13,735 - Oh, my God. That was stressful. 1657 01:21:13,735 --> 01:21:16,438 - Regina, you are a goddess. 1658 01:21:16,438 --> 01:21:20,075 - Thank you. I think I almost passed out there for a second. 1659 01:21:20,075 --> 01:21:21,610 - Yeah, I don't think you took a breath 1660 01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:23,545 during that whole speech. 1661 01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:25,881 - So can we please smoke some weed now? 1662 01:21:27,415 --> 01:21:31,086 - God forbid you go without weed for more than two hours. 1663 01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:32,587 - I didn't hear a no. 1664 01:21:32,587 --> 01:21:36,958 - Yes, we can smoke. I hid a blunt behind the TV. 1665 01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:39,361 - Score. - Score. 1666 01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:42,063 (Warren exhaling) 1667 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:49,638 (bright whimsical music) 1668 01:21:50,372 --> 01:21:51,740 - Whoa. 1669 01:21:54,976 --> 01:21:57,345 I can't believe your dad gave you $8,000 for that. 1670 01:21:57,345 --> 01:21:59,648 - I asked for 15, but he said, 1671 01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:02,917 "Let's not get ahead of ourselves." 1672 01:22:02,917 --> 01:22:05,120 - So you think he'll still give us the money for Game On? 1673 01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,322 - I don't know. I can't think about that right now. 1674 01:22:07,322 --> 01:22:09,591 I need to focus on this. 1675 01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:12,560 It's taking all my willpower and brainpower. 1676 01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:15,930 - Yeah, it is kind of a big deal. 1677 01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:17,565 - Shut it. I know. 1678 01:22:17,565 --> 01:22:20,468 But do you have a better idea to get her to stay? 1679 01:22:20,468 --> 01:22:24,105 - Mm, nope. 1680 01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:24,939 - It's the only way. 1681 01:22:26,141 --> 01:22:29,077 (video games chiming) 1682 01:22:32,914 --> 01:22:33,615 - Oh, hey. 1683 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:35,016 - Regina, can you stand? 1684 01:22:35,016 --> 01:22:37,452 - [Regina] What for? - [Warren] Please? 1685 01:22:37,452 --> 01:22:38,420 - Yes, Warren? 1686 01:22:44,893 --> 01:22:45,660 Oh... 1687 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,998 - It's rare to find a girl who can hold her own 1688 01:22:49,998 --> 01:22:52,067 in a "Destiny" Crucible Match with you, 1689 01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:56,071 toke up and not cough herself to death, 1690 01:22:57,272 --> 01:22:59,808 and run your life better than you ever could. 1691 01:23:01,076 --> 01:23:01,843 That said, 1692 01:23:03,111 --> 01:23:06,114 (video games chiming) 1693 01:23:08,950 --> 01:23:12,754 Regina Holloway, will you marry me? 1694 01:23:12,754 --> 01:23:17,726 (video games chiming) (consoles clicking) 1695 01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:33,308 - Could we have a little privacy, please, Warren? 1696 01:23:33,308 --> 01:23:34,476 - [Warren] Is that a yes? 1697 01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:44,686 - Look, Warren, I can't marry you. 1698 01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:45,987 We'd be one of those terrible couples 1699 01:23:45,987 --> 01:23:47,389 that would argue all the time. 1700 01:23:47,389 --> 01:23:48,890 I don't want that and- - Regina- 1701 01:23:48,890 --> 01:23:51,793 - I realize now, after I got wasted and slept with you, 1702 01:23:51,793 --> 01:23:53,194 you've probably been harboring feelings 1703 01:23:53,194 --> 01:23:54,329 for me now for some years. 1704 01:23:54,329 --> 01:23:56,698 And I just was too immature to realize that 1705 01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:58,066 and shut it down before it got out of hand- 1706 01:23:58,066 --> 01:23:59,601 - Regina- - Well, now you're proposing 1707 01:23:59,601 --> 01:24:00,902 to me, and I should have known you were 1708 01:24:00,902 --> 01:24:02,270 always secretly in love with me. 1709 01:24:02,270 --> 01:24:03,671 Isn't that how these platonic relationships go? 1710 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:05,306 - Regina- - I am sorry. 1711 01:24:05,306 --> 01:24:08,576 I'm sorry. I know this must be a really hard moment for you. 1712 01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:10,678 And I am not trying to be mean. 1713 01:24:10,678 --> 01:24:11,946 - I thought you were the one 1714 01:24:11,946 --> 01:24:13,681 that was secretly in love with me. 1715 01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:15,950 - What? Ew. 1716 01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:18,720 Why would you think that? 1717 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:19,821 - I don't know. 1718 01:24:21,122 --> 01:24:23,925 - Wait, so, so if you're not in love with me, 1719 01:24:23,925 --> 01:24:26,227 why did you just propose to me? 1720 01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:28,329 - Because... 1721 01:24:28,329 --> 01:24:31,666 Because I thought it was the only way to keep you here. 1722 01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:32,667 To keep you home. 1723 01:24:34,269 --> 01:24:36,471 - Warren, that's a decision only I can make. 1724 01:24:36,471 --> 01:24:40,975 - I understand that. I just hope you decide to stay. 1725 01:24:42,110 --> 01:24:43,711 You're my best friend, you and Mac. 1726 01:24:46,948 --> 01:24:47,715 - Wait... 1727 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:54,122 So that money your dad was talking about yesterday... 1728 01:24:55,356 --> 01:24:56,124 Of course. 1729 01:24:58,159 --> 01:24:59,561 You know, maybe he'd be more likely 1730 01:24:59,561 --> 01:25:01,062 to invest if you gave it back. 1731 01:25:01,062 --> 01:25:04,432 - Nah, he for sure won't invest if he finds 1732 01:25:04,432 --> 01:25:06,267 out we're not getting married. 1733 01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:08,369 I think we were his OTP. 1734 01:25:08,369 --> 01:25:11,873 So I'll just hold onto it until after the check is cleared. 1735 01:25:11,873 --> 01:25:15,276 (bright whimsical music) 1736 01:25:17,378 --> 01:25:18,413 - [Regina] I already told you. 1737 01:25:18,413 --> 01:25:20,081 - Yeah, but I want details. 1738 01:25:20,081 --> 01:25:24,586 Warren Bailey proposed marriage. Cosmos shifted. 1739 01:25:24,586 --> 01:25:27,155 - That was a misunderstanding. 1740 01:25:27,155 --> 01:25:29,224 - If he's not in love with you, then why did he propose? 1741 01:25:29,224 --> 01:25:30,592 - That's what I said. 1742 01:25:30,592 --> 01:25:32,360 Turns out he and Mac came up with the marriage idea 1743 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:33,928 to keep me from moving to New York. 1744 01:25:33,928 --> 01:25:35,630 - If only you didn't have a mind of your own, 1745 01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:37,699 we'd all be happy. 1746 01:25:39,534 --> 01:25:42,370 Speaking of, I need to talk to you about New York. 1747 01:25:43,872 --> 01:25:45,406 - Oh, my God, yes. So I've been doing all this research. 1748 01:25:45,406 --> 01:25:47,141 But it's really kind of overwhelming 1749 01:25:47,141 --> 01:25:48,209 and I'm not really sure where to- 1750 01:25:48,209 --> 01:25:49,844 - Overwhelming. You're not wrong. 1751 01:25:52,013 --> 01:25:54,048 - So who keeps blowing up your phone? 1752 01:25:54,048 --> 01:25:55,950 Clearly they just- - Regina, I've been trying 1753 01:25:55,950 --> 01:25:57,385 to find a way to tell you this. 1754 01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:01,189 I didn't come home early for your birthday 1755 01:26:01,189 --> 01:26:03,391 or because my boss went on vacation. 1756 01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,595 I had to take time off for medical reasons. 1757 01:26:07,595 --> 01:26:08,563 - Oh, my God. What happened? 1758 01:26:08,563 --> 01:26:09,898 Are you okay? - I'm fine. 1759 01:26:09,898 --> 01:26:12,400 Sort of. I had a nervous breakdown. 1760 01:26:14,068 --> 01:26:17,405 Nothing major. The stress just got a little too heavy. 1761 01:26:17,405 --> 01:26:19,741 And I had this really public panic attack at work. 1762 01:26:19,741 --> 01:26:22,577 And so my therapist told me I needed 1763 01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:24,846 to take some time off to get myself together. 1764 01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:27,315 - Why didn't you tell me? 1765 01:26:27,315 --> 01:26:29,017 - Because I didn't know what to do. 1766 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,785 I felt like I did something wrong. 1767 01:26:30,785 --> 01:26:33,254 Like, suddenly my life wasn't my own. 1768 01:26:33,254 --> 01:26:36,224 I've always been told I was destined for success. 1769 01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:38,927 I had to get the best grades and participate 1770 01:26:38,927 --> 01:26:42,130 in all the extracurriculars and go to a top tier university 1771 01:26:42,130 --> 01:26:45,767 and get a business degree so I would make it. 1772 01:26:45,767 --> 01:26:47,202 And then I get this job in New York, 1773 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,871 and everyone's so excited for me, but- 1774 01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:50,705 - [Regina] But what? 1775 01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:53,841 - I fucking hate my job. 1776 01:26:53,841 --> 01:26:55,410 - But what about- 1777 01:26:55,410 --> 01:26:57,879 - I don't feel like I've made it. 1778 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:00,782 I miss my hometown, my family. 1779 01:27:02,283 --> 01:27:03,952 New York might seem like the pinnacle of human civilization, 1780 01:27:03,952 --> 01:27:08,923 but it's not what you've idealized. 1781 01:27:10,291 --> 01:27:14,329 - You know what? I've been thinking that myself. 1782 01:27:14,329 --> 01:27:17,799 The city was always just an idea. 1783 01:27:18,766 --> 01:27:20,435 My own imaginary escape route 1784 01:27:20,435 --> 01:27:21,469 from real life 1785 01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:25,773 and real problems. 1786 01:27:27,475 --> 01:27:28,876 - I don't think- - I think I'm gonna- 1787 01:27:28,876 --> 01:27:30,311 stay here. - I'm gonna move to New York. 1788 01:27:30,311 --> 01:27:31,312 - [Both] You're going to stay? 1789 01:27:31,312 --> 01:27:33,848 Wait, why didn't you tell me? 1790 01:27:33,848 --> 01:27:35,250 (both laughing) 1791 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,217 - Oh, my God. 1792 01:27:37,752 --> 01:27:41,189 (bright whimsical music) 1793 01:27:46,728 --> 01:27:48,863 (both groaning) 1794 01:27:48,863 --> 01:27:50,098 - Sorry, dude. 1795 01:27:50,098 --> 01:27:52,667 - I can't take this anymore. 1796 01:27:52,667 --> 01:27:54,936 - It's been over 24 hours. 1797 01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:57,805 - That's not long, right? Is it? 1798 01:27:58,940 --> 01:27:59,941 - I don't know. 1799 01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:01,776 How long does it take to decide 1800 01:28:01,776 --> 01:28:03,211 to give someone $30,000? 1801 01:28:04,812 --> 01:28:06,080 - Don't worry, he'll call. 1802 01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:07,982 - What if he doesn't? Then we're screwed. 1803 01:28:09,784 --> 01:28:11,819 - That's it. I gotta smoke. 1804 01:28:11,819 --> 01:28:13,421 - Not in here. We're open. 1805 01:28:13,421 --> 01:28:15,356 And that's the last thing we need right now. 1806 01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:17,725 (door opening) 1807 01:28:17,725 --> 01:28:19,394 - Ow. - Dude, it's your dad. 1808 01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:23,998 Hello, Mr. Bailey. 1809 01:28:25,867 --> 01:28:28,636 (video games chiming) 1810 01:28:28,636 --> 01:28:29,404 - Hello. 1811 01:28:30,905 --> 01:28:32,774 I was up most of the night reviewing your business plan. 1812 01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:36,044 - We appreciate your time, sir. We know it's valuable. 1813 01:28:36,044 --> 01:28:38,780 - Yes, thank you. It means a lot to us. 1814 01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:40,314 - We really want to make this work. 1815 01:28:40,314 --> 01:28:42,016 - So how long are you gonna have us 1816 01:28:42,016 --> 01:28:43,951 stand here kissing your ass? 1817 01:28:43,951 --> 01:28:45,319 - Warren... 1818 01:28:45,319 --> 01:28:47,722 - One day, perhaps you will earn some respect. 1819 01:28:47,722 --> 01:28:49,390 - But it is not this day. 1820 01:28:52,060 --> 01:28:53,461 - At least for now, it seems you've learned 1821 01:28:53,461 --> 01:28:55,730 the value of hard work, perseverance, 1822 01:28:55,730 --> 01:28:57,298 and most importantly, vision. 1823 01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:02,737 I will not be giving you $30,000. 1824 01:29:02,737 --> 01:29:04,205 - [Warren] What? 1825 01:29:04,205 --> 01:29:05,840 - Your estimates are a bit low, and I'd like to see 1826 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:09,077 the second space established within two years, not three. 1827 01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:12,580 I will be giving you 50,000 and I expect to see a return. 1828 01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:14,649 - Mr. Bailey! Thank you. 1829 01:29:14,649 --> 01:29:18,653 Thank you. This is the best Christmas present ever. 1830 01:29:18,653 --> 01:29:19,420 - Aw. 1831 01:29:22,557 --> 01:29:23,324 - Sorry. 1832 01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,596 - Dad, I thank you. 1833 01:29:31,466 --> 01:29:33,067 This is really... 1834 01:29:33,835 --> 01:29:36,671 I mean, thanks. 1835 01:29:36,671 --> 01:29:40,675 - You're welcome, son. Don't fuck it up. 1836 01:29:40,675 --> 01:29:42,076 - (laughs) Thanks, Mr. B. 1837 01:29:43,344 --> 01:29:45,346 - Yes. Thank you so much. 1838 01:29:45,346 --> 01:29:47,081 - Seriously. Thank you, sir. 1839 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,285 Hey, I do know you. 1840 01:29:51,285 --> 01:29:53,154 - Cordelle? - Yeah. 1841 01:29:53,154 --> 01:29:55,423 - What the hell? How do you know my dad? 1842 01:29:55,423 --> 01:29:57,825 - He... 1843 01:29:57,825 --> 01:30:00,695 I mean, uh- - It's okay. 1844 01:30:00,695 --> 01:30:02,964 He was bound to find out sooner or later. 1845 01:30:02,964 --> 01:30:07,802 - Oh, my God. Are you cheating on Weston with my dad? 1846 01:30:07,802 --> 01:30:11,272 Ew, gross. He's old. 1847 01:30:11,272 --> 01:30:14,575 - What? No, you idiot, he's a customer. 1848 01:30:14,575 --> 01:30:17,011 - Speaking of which, I'm just about out. 1849 01:30:17,011 --> 01:30:21,182 - Holy shit. We totally need to smoke a blunt. (laughs) 1850 01:30:21,182 --> 01:30:25,186 (video games chiming) 1851 01:30:25,186 --> 01:30:29,056 - Warren? Warren? 1852 01:30:29,056 --> 01:30:30,658 You okay there, buddy? 1853 01:30:32,593 --> 01:30:33,394 - Dad, 1854 01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:39,133 weed, smoked... 1855 01:30:40,868 --> 01:30:44,005 - Son, everyone smokes. 1856 01:30:44,005 --> 01:30:47,675 - Oh, my God. (thudding) 1857 01:30:50,511 --> 01:30:52,814 (group laughing) 1858 01:30:52,814 --> 01:30:53,915 (bright whimsical music) 1859 01:30:53,915 --> 01:30:56,717 Congratulations, beautiful bitches. 1860 01:30:56,717 --> 01:30:58,553 You ready to party hardy? 1861 01:30:59,854 --> 01:31:03,624 - Oh, yeah, kudos to us. Woo. 1862 01:31:03,624 --> 01:31:05,159 - To the Game On crew. 1863 01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,496 - We're glad you're sticking around, Ava. 1864 01:31:08,496 --> 01:31:11,532 - I hope you don't plan on coming to us for a job. 1865 01:31:11,532 --> 01:31:14,202 Now that Regina decided to stay, 1866 01:31:14,202 --> 01:31:17,038 company funds might be a little tight. 1867 01:31:17,038 --> 01:31:19,106 Tough economy, you know? 1868 01:31:19,106 --> 01:31:21,275 - Actually, your dad has already hired me 1869 01:31:21,275 --> 01:31:23,444 as head of marketing. - What? 1870 01:31:24,745 --> 01:31:28,616 He can't do that. I'm the hiring manager. 1871 01:31:28,616 --> 01:31:30,484 - (laughs) Uh, I'm pretty sure the guy 1872 01:31:30,484 --> 01:31:32,420 who just dropped 50 grand on our laps 1873 01:31:32,420 --> 01:31:34,956 can hire whoever he wants. 1874 01:31:34,956 --> 01:31:37,091 - Hey, anyone know where Regina is? 1875 01:31:37,091 --> 01:31:41,028 - Yes, she's putting on the finishing touches of her makeup 1876 01:31:41,028 --> 01:31:43,064 and her high heels. 1877 01:31:43,064 --> 01:31:45,466 - What? Regina doesn't wear heels. 1878 01:31:45,466 --> 01:31:49,904 - Actually tonight she does. 1879 01:31:49,904 --> 01:31:51,472 Look what we did. - Wow. 1880 01:31:52,773 --> 01:31:55,076 - Holy shit. - Take a good look, children. 1881 01:31:55,076 --> 01:31:57,612 This is probably a once in a lifetime opportunity. 1882 01:32:00,114 --> 01:32:02,884 - You look fabulous. 1883 01:32:02,884 --> 01:32:06,721 - Every model in New York wishes they were as foxy as you. 1884 01:32:06,721 --> 01:32:08,222 - Merci. 1885 01:32:08,222 --> 01:32:09,790 - About that whole marriage thing... 1886 01:32:09,790 --> 01:32:12,460 - Shut up, Warren. And don't babysit. 1887 01:32:12,460 --> 01:32:16,297 So you guys ready to embark on our brand new adventure 1888 01:32:16,297 --> 01:32:18,366 in business ownership? 1889 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:21,903 - We're going to kick so much ass. 1890 01:32:21,903 --> 01:32:24,572 - And rake in mad money. 1891 01:32:24,572 --> 01:32:26,974 Maybe now we'll make enough to start paying rent. 1892 01:32:26,974 --> 01:32:28,242 Am I right? - True that. 1893 01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,245 - Wait, what did you just say? 1894 01:32:32,346 --> 01:32:34,348 - He said maybe we'll start... 1895 01:32:35,650 --> 01:32:37,551 - Wait, so you are telling me that you assholes 1896 01:32:37,551 --> 01:32:39,554 haven't been paying rent this whole time? 1897 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:42,790 - Ooh, ooh- - My dad owns that house. 1898 01:32:42,790 --> 01:32:44,392 Why would we pay rent? 1899 01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:48,796 - You owe me so much money. 1900 01:32:48,796 --> 01:32:50,464 You trust fund bastard. 1901 01:32:50,464 --> 01:32:52,333 - Oh, here we go again. 1902 01:32:52,333 --> 01:32:53,701 - I kind of love it when you get pissed. 1903 01:32:53,701 --> 01:32:57,405 - Guys, come on. It's Chris-ma-kuh. 1904 01:32:57,405 --> 01:32:59,607 - Merry Christmas, you guys. 1905 01:32:59,607 --> 01:33:00,875 - [Ava] Merry Christmas, Cordelle. 1906 01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:02,143 - Shut up. - And to all, 1907 01:33:02,977 --> 01:33:04,812 a fucking fantastic night. 1908 01:33:06,647 --> 01:33:08,983 - You know what, Mac? You're right. 1909 01:33:08,983 --> 01:33:10,985 I'll just kill Warren later in his sleep. 1910 01:33:10,985 --> 01:33:12,386 - What? (sighs) I'm sorry. 1911 01:33:15,456 --> 01:33:17,091 - Hey, it's my hit. 1912 01:33:17,091 --> 01:33:18,693 - Actually, that's mine. 1913 01:33:18,693 --> 01:33:22,697 - [Narrator] And so our heroes met their destiny with heads, 1914 01:33:22,697 --> 01:33:27,335 and joints held high, proving to the entire world, 1915 01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:29,971 all you need to start a gaming store franchise 1916 01:33:29,971 --> 01:33:31,505 is a little belief 1917 01:33:31,505 --> 01:33:34,875 and a lot of your friend's dad's money. 1918 01:33:34,875 --> 01:33:39,847 (bright festive music) (people chattering) 1919 01:33:54,562 --> 01:33:59,100 (bright festive music continues) 1920 01:33:59,100 --> 01:34:02,870 (people chattering and laughing) 1921 01:34:24,892 --> 01:34:26,293 - So then I told him, 1922 01:34:26,293 --> 01:34:28,629 you can either stop harassing my client 1923 01:34:28,629 --> 01:34:31,932 or I can tell your wife what you said about my secretary. 1924 01:34:31,932 --> 01:34:33,100 - Ho, ho. (group laughs) 1925 01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:34,869 - See, Reg, I told you. 1926 01:34:34,869 --> 01:34:38,672 Dick, assertive. It's all the same to a true businessman. 1927 01:34:38,672 --> 01:34:41,342 - I believe you believe that. 1928 01:34:41,342 --> 01:34:42,743 - Warren? - Yeah? 1929 01:34:44,111 --> 01:34:46,814 - I don't see a ring on this lovely lady's finger. 1930 01:34:46,814 --> 01:34:48,516 - Uh... - I thought you told him. 1931 01:34:49,750 --> 01:34:51,752 - I should have known it was too good to be true. 1932 01:34:51,752 --> 01:34:54,288 - Hey, you guys, I have a question. 1933 01:34:54,288 --> 01:34:57,758 Have you ever thought about opening up your own dispensary? 1934 01:34:58,926 --> 01:35:01,362 - No. - No? 1935 01:35:02,630 --> 01:35:04,598 - [Bailey And Regina] No. 1936 01:35:04,598 --> 01:35:08,269 (bright energetic music) 1937 01:35:39,767 --> 01:35:42,303 ♪ Every day Mary Jane and I go for a walk ♪ 1938 01:35:42,303 --> 01:35:44,205 ♪ She's a pretty little thing 1939 01:35:44,205 --> 01:35:45,706 ♪ Lots of people talk about her ♪ 1940 01:35:45,706 --> 01:35:47,007 ♪ I'm so glad I found her 1941 01:35:47,007 --> 01:35:49,343 ♪ And I love the way she makes me feel ♪ 1942 01:35:49,343 --> 01:35:50,811 ♪ She's been with me all these years ♪ 1943 01:35:50,811 --> 01:35:52,813 ♪ And I know this love is real 1944 01:35:52,813 --> 01:35:54,882 ♪ She keeps me high as a kite and I feel so right ♪ 1945 01:35:54,882 --> 01:35:56,250 ♪ Every day at night she's with me ♪ 1946 01:35:56,250 --> 01:35:57,818 ♪ I got joy in my soul 1947 01:35:57,818 --> 01:35:59,653 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it it extra crispy ♪ 1948 01:35:59,653 --> 01:36:01,622 ♪ I'm high as a kite and it feels so right ♪ 1949 01:36:01,622 --> 01:36:03,324 ♪ Every day and night she's with me ♪ 1950 01:36:03,324 --> 01:36:04,692 ♪ I've got joy in my soul 1951 01:36:04,692 --> 01:36:06,660 ♪ Baby, let's roll and keep it extra nipped ♪ 1952 01:36:06,660 --> 01:36:08,829 ♪ Because I'm high as fuck yep, yep ♪ 1953 01:36:08,829 --> 01:36:10,765 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 1954 01:36:10,765 --> 01:36:12,566 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 1955 01:36:12,566 --> 01:36:14,301 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 1956 01:36:14,301 --> 01:36:16,103 ♪ I'm high as fuck yep, yep 1957 01:36:16,103 --> 01:36:17,304 ♪ I'm high as fuck 1958 01:36:17,304 --> 01:36:18,773 ♪ You can bet I'm high as fuck 1959 01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:21,709 ♪ Mary Jane she lifts me up 1960 01:36:21,709 --> 01:36:24,545 ♪ Yeah, I gotta let you know 1961 01:36:24,545 --> 01:36:29,316 ♪ Hey, yeah, that bitch right there, she mine ♪ 1962 01:36:29,316 --> 01:36:31,819 ♪ Yeah, I do this all the time 1963 01:36:31,819 --> 01:36:32,753 ♪ Yeah, this all the time 1964 01:36:32,753 --> 01:36:35,156 ♪ See, right now this my vibe 1965 01:36:35,156 --> 01:36:36,891 ♪ Yeah, this my vibe 1966 01:36:36,891 --> 01:36:40,361 ♪ Oh, shit I'm getting high, yeah, yeah I'm getting high ♪ 1967 01:36:40,361 --> 01:36:42,329 ♪ Hell yeah, I'm getting high 1968 01:36:42,329 --> 01:36:44,198 ♪ Shit, just to pass the time 1969 01:36:44,198 --> 01:36:45,800 ♪ And shit, my bitch is fine 1970 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,635 ♪ 'Cause she, she drinking wine ♪ 1971 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:49,570 ♪ I do this all the time 1972 01:36:49,570 --> 01:36:51,472 ♪ Do this all the time 1973 01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:54,041 ♪ I'm just on my vibe, yeah 1974 01:36:54,041 --> 01:36:55,743 ♪ Just on my vibe, yeah 1975 01:36:55,743 --> 01:36:58,779 ♪ I'm gonna get in the game, but you stuck online ♪ 1976 01:36:58,779 --> 01:37:01,081 ♪ You wasting time ♪ Weak 1977 01:37:01,081 --> 01:37:04,618 ♪ Shit, yo, I put my foot in the door ♪ 1978 01:37:04,618 --> 01:37:07,121 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1979 01:37:07,121 --> 01:37:09,823 ♪ I'll work for mine ♪ Yeah, work for mine 1980 01:37:09,823 --> 01:37:11,759 ♪ Hey, I do this all the time, yeah ♪ 1981 01:37:11,759 --> 01:37:13,928 ♪ This feeling so divine, yeah 1982 01:37:13,928 --> 01:37:17,364 ♪ Somewhere on my grind, yeah, this dirty song is mine ♪ 1983 01:37:17,364 --> 01:37:18,766 ♪ Yeah, yeah, hey 1984 01:37:18,766 --> 01:37:20,501 ♪ Sipping on drink when it's early, yeah ♪ 1985 01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:22,136 ♪ I'm smoking dope when it's early, yeah ♪ 1986 01:37:22,136 --> 01:37:23,971 ♪ Fuckin' on my bitch when it's early, yeah ♪ 1987 01:37:23,971 --> 01:37:25,739 ♪ I'll be on my grind when it's early, yeah ♪ 1988 01:37:25,739 --> 01:37:27,474 ♪ I'm gonna get your girl on my getaway ♪ 1989 01:37:27,474 --> 01:37:29,543 ♪ I'm gonna get a check, gonna go flex ♪ 1990 01:37:29,543 --> 01:37:30,678 ♪ Yeah, lemme get the wood 1991 01:37:30,678 --> 01:37:31,979 ♪ I'ma work it best, yeah 1992 01:37:31,979 --> 01:37:33,113 ♪ You can have a hit, I'ma get the rest ♪ 1993 01:37:33,113 --> 01:37:34,281 ♪ Yeah, you're sleeping on it, kid ♪ 1994 01:37:34,281 --> 01:37:35,616 ♪ Better get your rest 1995 01:37:35,616 --> 01:37:36,850 ♪ Sleeping on it, kid, better get to bed ♪ 1996 01:37:36,850 --> 01:37:38,519 ♪ Hit the bass more so I can hit again ♪ 1997 01:37:38,519 --> 01:37:40,321 ♪ Man, that's how she know I ain't you ♪ 1998 01:37:40,321 --> 01:37:41,655 ♪ I do this all the time, yeah 1999 01:37:41,655 --> 01:37:43,490 ♪ It's always on my mind, yeah 2000 01:37:43,490 --> 01:37:45,492 ♪ I used to could have used your help ♪ 2001 01:37:45,492 --> 01:37:47,261 ♪ But now I'm doing fine, yeah, yeah ♪ 2002 01:37:47,261 --> 01:37:48,929 ♪ I found my vibe, yeah 2003 01:37:48,929 --> 01:37:50,698 ♪ Now I'm getting high, yeah 2004 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:52,099 ♪ I know, I know, I'm high 2005 01:37:52,099 --> 01:37:54,702 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fire, yeah ♪ 2006 01:37:54,702 --> 01:37:57,938 ♪ That bitch right there, she mine ♪ 2007 01:37:57,938 --> 01:38:01,909 ♪ Yeah, I do this all the time 2008 01:38:01,909 --> 01:38:04,411 (tense ambient music) (electricity zapping)